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Finais Felizes

Gil: She wouldn't lie.
Charley: She's a mother. It's a sick, sick bond. Think of yours; think of mine. It's unwholesome.

Narrator: When you're a gay man, you have to feel good about yourself when a urologist says, 'Yeah. I pick you.'

Jude: What's going on?
Nicky: He knows you're just after his money. And I told him what you had over me, and he doesn't care that I'm gay.
Frank: I care, I care, of course I care. It's not good news.

[first lines]
Charley: [chasing Mamie] Wait! Wait!
Woman Driver: [hits Mamie] My God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I didn't see her! I didn't see her!
Charley: Oh my God!
Woman Driver: Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't see her!
Charley: Do you have a cell? Call 911!
Woman Driver: Oh God.
Passerby: Hey, is she all right?
Charley: I don't know.
Woman Driver: [on phone] 911? Yes, hurry, we need an ambulance quick.
Title Card: She's not dead. / No one dies in this movie, not on-screen. It's a comedy, sort of.

Jude: Nothing comes off the money you're gonna get 30 years from now when your dad dies from too much sex. You don't have to call me mom - all the time.

Mamie: [to Javier] He thinks you're the American hero, making depressed women everywhere feel good.

Jude: I think your Dad's home. You totally owe me, dude. He doesn't think you're a 'mo anymore.
[as he pulls his shirt on]
Otis: Hey, I am not gay.
[pointing to the bed]
Otis: Hello?
[Jude turns on his TV, revealing a gay porn video]
Jude: You "hello".

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