Among Us

The Polonia twins are not only Among Us, they continue to unleash mind-blowing crap like this two (sometimes 3) per year. Sometimes with budgets soaring up to tens of dollars. Having suffered (barely) through mind-numbing utter crap like "Holla if I Kill You", "House That Screamed", it's sequel, AND Hellspawn (yes I know i'm masochistic), I came into this 'film' expecting the worst. And i'm happy (happy being used quite loosely indeed) to inform you that those particular expectations were met quite nicely. From the dreadful opening replete with endless minutes of fart noise to the endless shower sequences that features absolutely NO nudity. From the faux trailer and music videos to the horrendous sound (music overwhelms the actors' speaking at times). As craptacularly bad this tale of a struggling B-grade film maker who meets a real Bigfoot after making a career out of making horror films about the fabled creature is, it's actually one of the better efforts from Polonia, if you can believe it. This is due, in no small part, because the writer of it ISN'T a Polonia (they just directed it) this time around. Even with a good half of the film, if not more, is filler. My Grade: D-

This is most certainly a movie (among us) it has a cast, cinematography (?), a score (?), and other movie things. This movie is among us and red is incredibly sus throughout the entirety of this movie, i saw him kill and vent in cafeteria (:O) amogus was sus.

If you only watch mainstream movies, you will think that this movie stinks to high heaven. If you love b-movies, then you might get a few moments enjoyment out of this flick. The song at the end may be the funniest ever.

The problem is that its SOOO derivative from Blair Witch, that it really takes away from the few good points the film has. One hour in, and its still crawling along.

The acting is better than the Polonias brothers usual fare, (which I will admit is damning with faint praise). The camera work isn't hideous. It ain't great, but it is a step above their usual efforts. Its probably the about the best you could do for about $20000.

Of course, I wouldn't go so far as to say that its good...

Watching this the only thing that kept running through my mind was "These are the best actors they could find?!?"

Honestly, the acting in this movie makes me nostalgic for watching an elementary school play. At least the kids there have the excuse that they're only seven.

I personally love B movies and have, over the years, seen thousands of them. This doesn't count as a B movie. It belongs further down the alphabet - much further. There were a couple of lines that were actually quite funny and witty - or at least they would have been had the delivery of the actors been anything but a badly acted monotone. As I said, I like bad movies but this thing I couldn't even watch in one sitting. If it were possible to give a film a negative score i would have, instead I had to settle for only giving it a one. If you're ever channel surfing late at night and get the chance to watch this I would recommend the test pattern instead.

I bought this DVD for 50 cents and felt like I was robbed. This was the most boring piece of trash I ever sat through. The actors(?) can't act, the directing was horrible and it looked like it was shot on a cheap camcorder. The sorry excuse for a storyline was infantile. My wife give up and left the room after 20 minutes. I watch the entire travesty in hopes that it may get better. It didn't. The only two good things about this DVD is the fact that it wasn't longer and that I can reuse the case for a decent movie. The Polonia should be banned from ever making any more films if this and the twin bill "Feeders" is all they have to offer. DO NOT WASTE YOU TIME OR MONEY ON THIS DRIVEL.