F.A.R.T. The Movie

I bought this movie years ago. I was about ten or twelve at the time. Pretty much a farting movie's target audience, right? After watching it, I can't imagine they had a target audience in mind. I've seen better movies filmed by high school students over a bored weekend. Poorly acted, poorly written, with no redeeming qualities. I can't believe I wasted ten bucks on this. Years later I did sell it at a garage sale and was more than happy to rid myself of the only movie more terrifying than the tape in The Ring. I can't believe the previous commenter liked anything about it. The plot is thin at best. A guy loves farting and his girlfriend. He has to choose one or the other because she hates farting. He has a series of dreams with different farting scenarios and situations. Each one somehow less funny than the previous one. I'd much rather sit in an empty room and stare at the wall because than I'd at least have my own thoughts to entertain myself with.

I wept for joy when I first saw this, and after 300 viewings, I still tear up with pure bliss each time the magical toots begin to flow. Such sweet sounds and if you supply your own odors, the experience is spiritually uplifting. I praise all that be, that such a movie could be made. I have prayed for a sequel, no, I have devoted my life to making one. I sold my wife and children into slavery to hire back the original cast for a reunion fart festival. But they were all dead, leaving me to fart by myself in the closet with the door shut. That wasn't half bad. Thank for reading this and please watch this movie often while you are on the toilet, so it isn't forgotten. Oh, sweet baby Jesus, please remake this worthy film! Rebooting the franchise is our only hope for salvation!

As he is about to take a bite of his sandwich, the film's smiling, blithe protagonist strides proudly by, and we hear a loud, fake, burbling fart.

Disgusted, the construction worker throws the sandwich aside and says, "I told her I hate day-old meatloaf!"

ELEVEN PEOPLE WROTE THIS MOVIE. ELEVEN PEOPLE WROTE THIS MOVIE AND I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THEM.

A Ray/Migdalia Etheridge comedy.

Starring:Joel Weiss,Conrad Brooks,Robert Axelrod and Steven Banks.

This is a funny video,That's suited for wild parties and wild viewing by "The Guys".

A lot of sketch comedy that would later be used in 'Saturday Night Live" and "SCTV".

The facts and nuances of FARTING and the noises & smells associated with are conjectured and scrutinized.

The Etheridges admit this is their best seller on Amazon.com and mostly women buy for their husbands and boyfriends !

Its funny,Like we said and has a great cast.

A person thought this is a good idea to make, another person thought this was a good idea to star in, a third person thought this was a good idea to own in his or her store, a fourth person thought this would be a nice thing to watch so they bought it. They watched it. And now they're thinking about their life choices. Don't buy it. Don't watch it. Don't do anything related to it.