Busty Cops

What could have been just another soft-core excursion into R-rated erotica is in actuality an hilarious sexy comedy. Starring Internet babes like Nikki Nova, Sunny Leone, Deanna Merryman, Angela Little and even super hot adult porn star Jesse Jane, BUSTY COPS is chock full of funny jokes, hilarious skits and knockout naked ladies. The chocolate syrup scene is worth the price of admission alone. And check out the Dali Llama moment. Believe me, this is unlike any other flick of this type. You'll be laughing one moment, then getting hot flashes the next. Debut director Harold Blueberry has made an instant classic. Let's hope he keeps them coming. Can BUSTY COPS 2 be far behind.

An open letter to Jim Wynorski:

In the 80's and earlier 90's you used to be such a good talent. But ever since the Clinton administration your product has been on a steady decline. Now I've seen "Busty Cops" and have lost all faith. I guess it takes talent to have that much nudity and still be not the least bit erotic or entertaining. Oh yeah, the outakes/fake interview to pad out the credits was horrid beyond belief. What has happened to you? That's a rhetorical question, as I never expect an answer to this rambling, I just had to get it off my chest. This is the last film I will ever see a 'movie' with your name attached to it, my friend.

My Grade: F

Where i saw it: Cinemax

Watching 'Busty Cops' reminded me why the T&A genre died off. There's no need for flicks like these anymore. It's like getting in a time machine and going back to the mid 90's where we'd sit thru ninety minutes just for a few minutes of boobs. If we were lucky we'd get some bush or even decent comedy, scares or action. Maybe a passable story.

Not here. Not those latter elements. If you sit thru cheap examples of this genre - stuff from the likes of director Jim Wynorski - you know the score. It's wham bam thank you ma'am. You get a lot of boobs, softcore sex in a cheap, low energy package. Sometimes it's hot, most times it's not.

'Busty Cops' with it's main trio of ladies (Nikki Nova, Jesse Jane, Katie James) & a flimsy murder whodunit isn't attempting to pass itself off as a legit film, but the whole thing is barely erotic. Guys have much better avenues to see naked beautiful women now and I'm not talking about hardcore. Don't settle for this. Do better.

Okay, so here's a soft-core film with some a couple good jokes and plenty of female nudity. And hey, there's even outtakes at the end!

Look, this isn't Shakespeare and, thank God, it doesn't try to be. It's a paper-thin plot full of excuses to have random scenes of women with fake breasts groping each other and smearing food products and soap on each other. It's pretty much all girl-on-girl stuff and that's about it. If all you are looking for is a movie to jerk your gherkin to, you pretty much found it. And as far as comedic soft-core films, this is probably one of the funnier/better ones.

If the movie is boring you, try this drinking game to get yourself totally sloshed. Every time a character breaks the fourth wall (looks at/talks to the camera or establishes that an audience is present), take a shot. 45 minutes into it and you'll be tanked.

Truly one of the poorest made B movies ever committed to video. The opening scene is quite promising, but why are the actresses looking at the camera? It is an incredibly hot scene, though, and well worth staying up late for. Mr. Jacobson's lines are extremely funny and well delivered. But the incredible cast of hard porn actresses are laughable only in their apparent and obvious incompetence. most of the film is an homage to plastic surgery and breast enhancement. The outtakes at the end make the film worth watching. The hissy fits thrown by Seanna Ryan and Nikki Nova are priceless. Seanna insists that she is not an actress. well, she has gotten that right! Nikki becomes upset during an interview and storms away from the camera. Jesse Jane remains, trooper that she is, and bears the brunt of the viewers judgment. Quite a sympathetic moment. Was that really Kelli Summers? I found that so hard to believe after seeing her in Lord of the G-Strings.