Mad About Alice

Not so long ago, the BBC were churning out Quality Sitcoms such as The Vicar of Dibley, One Foot in the Grave and even My Family. But now, they have been filling the 8:30 on Friday slot with increasingly dire Sitcoms. Now we have this garbage. The subject Matter ruins it from the get go. A Woman (Amanda Holden), separated from her Ex (Theakston), gets together with him for the sake of their kid. Where does it go from here? All we are supposed to want them to do is eventually get together. And then What? Its gone down a dead end. Its simply a rehash of the Ross/Rachel thing from Friends, and fleshed out into a Full show. Holden is Good Looking, but isn't a very good actress. Even the adverts began with Amanda Holden in...That's always a bad start with a new show. The programme is what makes it great, not the actors. Theakston is terrible, The kids are ridiculously annoying and There are the same terrible cliched jokes we've heard hundreds of times before on superior shows. Is there a studio audience? Or did they record the Hysteria Ward of a hospital? The direction is poor, too and its oh so sad to see John Gordon Sinclair strutting his stuff alongside lesser Thespians, and on a very poor stage. I doubt this rubbish will be recommisioned.

Alice and Doug have gone their separate ways, but one think still links them, their son Joe. Both Alice and Doug have met new people, but moving on proves difficult as there's still a little spark left.

It sounds lovely on paper, a sweet family comedy about two people separated, but still with a bit of feeling there. Amanda Holden is gorgeous, and a recent performance in Marple shows she's to be taken seriously. The same applied to Theakston, tall, dark and handsome, and a decent performance in the Agatha Christie series.

However....this comedy, it pains me to even use the word in this review. Let me put it like this, you've been invited on a holiday with friends, the weather is supposed to be good, you're all excited and there are a host of activities, sadly all is not as it seems, you've argued, one friend has food poisoning, one's lost their voice and is on tablets and the others have argued, the weather has gone downhill and the electricity has gone off, that feeling what this show does to you.

First off, the excruciating song, Theakston, you have a lovely face, but a horrendous voice, Amanda, the same goes for you. The jokes are diabolical, the timing is non existent, and some of the cast cannot act. All except young Sancha, the one ray of sunshine in the whole thing.

Millions watched it, you can imagine their disappointment, mercifully it was axed before it could cause any more torment. That torment would return in 5 years, when Holden would start in Top Hat, another nail in the BBC coffin of calamitous comedy.

2/10.

This has to be one of the most lamest and boring sitcoms on T.v. It is comedy but is devoid of humor. It is a woman who is seeing her husband again for the sake of her child(well something like that anyway). The characters are Alice who is working and living with her son, and Doug who is doctor who is Alice's husband. The supporting characters are Alice's boyfriend,Alice's friend who is school teacher and a psycothic eight year old. I know that I haven't got a very detailed plot summary and character description but improving it means watching the show(I can't do that because the show is so bad) The reason why people were watching this was because of the press reviews in the t.v mags. Maybe these were done to get people to watch in the hope of it getting viewing figures. Debra Stephonson who is also in this just seems to be there for the hell of it, and the psycothic child isn't funny either( it makes it seem as though whover wrote this thinks that people who have got a terrible illness is funny). I found myself reading a magazine when I was watching the first episode and parents were watching it and took the t.v off half way through. Bottom line is, Don't watch this it's horrible

P.s The last episode will be show next Friday. That a relief to let you know that it's ending

There`s not much left to say involving the BBC`s much hyped comedy MAD ABOUT ALICE so perhaps I should have the last word .

As everyone has mentioned the opening credits involve a song sung by someone who cannot sing and it`s no shock to discover the person singing it is an actress who can`t act either . In fact no one acting in this series seems to be able to act but that wasn`t what yanked my chain , what really annoyed me more than anything are the muppets in the audience who urinate themselves with laughter at the events on screen . For example in a scene Jamie Theakston ( I don`t know what his character`s name is but Theakston even has a problem playing himself ) is cutting his toenails and whoops of laughter are heard . A toe nail flys across the screen and the stench of urine comes wafting from the audience who are wetting themselves laughing

I fail to see what`s funny and if I remember correctly the last series of I`M ALAN PARTRIDGE also suffered heavily from an intrusive laughter track . So stop drowning us with laughter Mr BBC comedy producers . We are not amused

...well this sitcom is something that very much resembles brown stuff. I've never had to witness anything quite as terrible and unfunny as this. I've seen car crashes that look less painful and more funny than this. Amanda Holden and Jamie whats-his-name aren't exactly the worlds greatest comic talents. And the other actors involved aren't very good either. I'm even writing this review whilst watching it and its not getting any better.

If you ever get a really aching tooth and need to pull it out, watch this at the same time, that way you won't feel any pain.

If not, don't watch this at all.