- Marty Kirby: If you're going to smoke crap like that, you could at least do it without your clothes on.
- Marty Kirby: Do you wanna get shitfaced?
- Toby Kirby: Nah.
- Marty Kirby: Good, you can drive.
- Toby Kirby: Can we take Alex?
- Marty Kirby: Nah, fuck him.
- Toby Kirby: Ok, I'll give him a call.
- [To his landlady]
- Alex Kirby: Oh alright, I'm sorry, it was me. I had a commodore full of showgirls brought up here at midnight last night and we just kinda went for it. Actually I've got a semi trailer dropping off another load tonight, you're quite welcome to join us if you feel that way inclined.
- Alex Kirby: ...Relationships aren't into bloody details. They're not rational. They don't make sense. Then before you know it you love someone, and you can't imagine life without them, so when it's all over it still doesn't make sense. And that's why you have to hate. And that's why you hate me. And that's why I have to learn to hate you.