- Richâdo Sagawa: My nose isn't bleeding because I'm horny, the blood is rushing to enhance my critical faculties. And as I have much more blood than a Japanese, it surges uncontrollably.
- Shizue Katakuri: [looking at the dead sumo wrestler lying naked on the bed] Looking at him like this, he seems even bigger.
- Ojîsan Jinpei Katakuri: He's inflating.
- Shizue Katakuri: Are you thirsty? A drink? Or something to eat?
- Richâdo Sagawa: I want to eat you.
- [she swoons]
- Shizue Katakuri: Mom, why did you marry Dad?
- Terue Katakuri: Well, the first time your dad stayed with me, next morning he got all my shoes out of the closet and polished them in his underwear. At that moment I decided I want to cook for him forever.
- Shizue Katakuri: I'm jealous. Dad would probably eat poison if you cooked it.
- Terue Katakuri: He would be easy to kill!
- Shizue Katakuri: Really!
- [they laugh, then look at each other]
- Terue Katakuri: But why did he have to die here?
- Ojîsan Jinpei Katakuri: And after falling down that gulley so well too, asshole!