Take Away

I expected a lot walking into 'take away'. With it's 'Castle-like' plot-line and starring two great comedic actors (Vince Colosimo and Steven Curry), this film barely broke mediocre at the best of times.

However it got worse, as i was watching the film i was praying for a decent ending.. My prayers were not answered however, i left the cinema hoping they'd seen the movie and felt guilty enough to refund the price of admission.

* out of *****

This film was rubbished by the critics, but, though it's not great, it's not as bad as they make out. The humour is making fun of Aussie stereotypes, in a similar manner to The Castle though in a less sophisticated way.

With Vince Colosimo as Tony, the image-conscious, cleanliness-freak, ethnic food-snob fish-and-chip guy, and Stephen Curry as Trev, the sloppy, old-school Anglo burger bloke, the story motors along rapidly and believably (apart from a silly trip to head office) to a satisfactory conclusion.

If you're not expecting too much, there are a few laughs to be had here. Plus a chance to see Rose Byrne's cheery face as Tony's cousin.

It is as good as a dim sim on stick! Mate.

Great Aussie humour that is just fun, this movie was funny when I was young and it is still funny now, it is well acted and stars great Australian actors and actresses.

Australian films are usually a miss for me because they are usually filled with some kind of racist agenda but I was pleasantly surprised to find non of that nonsense in this comedy about 2 very Aussie takeaway fish 'n' chips shop owners who have a love/hate friendship/rivalry that join forces to take down the new fastfood franchise burger shop, literally.

It is fun for all ages, kids will love this and if you are an aussie bloke with an aussies sense of humour you'll love it as well.

I enjoyed this film. I thought it was good fun to watch, and just easy entertainment for a Friday night at the movies/DVD. The premise is easy to follow. Two Fish and Chip shop owners who hate eachother, find that they have to work out their differences to stop the construction of a Burgie's Burger's (An Hilarious spoof of Mcdonald's) right next door to their shops. The simple story includes hilarious jokes, a pretty enjoyable ending (most people complained about it, but I thought it was funny and unexpected), A bit of romance, Revenge, a traitor and much more. I have read bad reviews for this film, and I must say I found something in common. They were basically saying that it was unoriginal, stupid and had a predictable ending. Ok, well let me just say that most films these days are unoriginal, the comedy wasn't genius and I couldn't see that ending comming. So for once, just sit back, turn off your brain and settle down with some good old Australian Laughs! I recommend it mate!

Alright, so not every Australian movie is all that good. Yes, maybe there have actually been very few with much merit. Take Away however is an absolute bomb, qualifying as one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I wanted to like it. I figured I'd give it a fair go. I've even met one of the screen writers Dave O'neil so I feel kind of a traitor giving this movie a bad review, but... The plot is fairly thin (I won't bother relating it... read the synopsis), which I can forgive: there are plenty of movies that can cover that up with a few decent jokes. Unfortunately, Take Away's jokes cover its plot up like a $2 prostitute's skirt. Probably the only laughs that came from the 6 other people in the cinema was at the poor acting and dialogue. Take Away goes down like a week old Dim sim ... You might understand that joke if you see the film but the joke's not worth it.