Cornflakes for Tea

"COrnflakes for Tea" is a banquet for the senses, a luxurious feast that brings the glory of cinema to the televisual screen. Don't be fooled by it's low budget and unknown cast; oh no, this film is a satisfying meal in itself. It has everything a 2006 audience could ask for, twenty-five years ahead of its time. Action, drama, pathos, special effects, and comedy, all rolled into one visually-spectacular smörgåsbord. An a la carte meal on a plate, with superior and attentive table service. This film is like a fine wine; it only improves with time. Visually, the film is a throw-back to the cinematic conventions of the early eighties. Viewers will enjoy the retroesque atmosphere of the film, in combination with it's subtleties of characterization and plot development. To be recommended as unmissable viewing for all ages.

Some viewers might be disappointed that this film which on it's face promises to be a Home Alone-esq comedic romp is in fact at a times tear-jerking glimpse into the life of a young boy as he is thrust into the role of mother, father and bread winner for his two younger siblings. While the acting by and large is appalling and and the early 80's Aussie accents potentially incomprehensible and/or whiny to American cinema goers( a la Mad Max)this film is worth the effort. If for nothing else the tension filled scene at McDonalds where the audience waits spell bound to see if the young lad will correctly recite the "Choose the Cheese" tongue twister and receive his well deserved discount. However, do not be mistaken, this film is not all skilled rhyming and hamburgers there are many moments where confrontation is the order of the day as the youngest member of the family challenges the Draconian radiator ordinances laid done by his brother in an attempt for greater rights and privileges ( and possibly warmth)and the beautiful female lead is torn between attending a birthday party of a snooty fellow student and giving away the one thing she prides above all else....her purity ( well...its actually a bottle of perfume).

Do yourself a favour and experience this bountiful serving of sensory delights.

That some users may scoff at the so called "inadequecies" of this film is a thoroughly depressing revelation for humanity. That there are people in this beautiful world of ours who can mock innocence, child-like wonder and human triumph is enough to reduce me to tears. Just like this film. Love. Human Love. Triumph. Joy. These are the ingredients for this stupendously delicious home cooked meal, and I, for one, am asking for seconds. And, I shall never laugh. And nor should you, gentle viewer, for this film will light up your nights, and restore your faith in humanity. It will make you believe again.