- Bradshaw: [after Edge and Christian trashed Bradshaw's home state of Texas] I want you two boys to hear this, because in just a second my boot's going to be in your ears and you won't be able to hear a damn thing!
- The Undertaker: [after Michael Cole said what was Taker's opinion on Kurt Angle] I'll tell you what my medical opinion is, Kurt Angle is going to need a doctor to resurgically remove my foot from his ass!
- Jerry Lawler: [after Edge and Christian insult Dallas] What did Edge and Christian say that was so offensive?
- Jim Ross: What *didn't* they say?
- Commissioner Mick Foley: [after the Rock was disqualified for allegedly hitting the referee with a chair] I said that this title could change on a disqualification, but I sure as hell didn't see a disqualification. Nobody in Dallas, Texas saw a disqualification. There was no disqualification! So, as the WWF commissioner, Earl Hebner, I am *ordering* this match to continue!
- The Rock: Shane McMahon, 20,000 Rock fans can't be wrong, you are, indeed, without a shadow of a doubt, a pussy! Now, you call the Rock out here like all of a sudden you got a big set of balls, but the Rock says this, he knows it's a set-up right from the word go. It's a pretty crappy set-up at that. So, where is Benoit? Shane, is he under the ring, coming from the rafters? He's probably stuck right up your candy ass! The fact of the matter is it just doesn't matter to the Rock, 'cause just as the Rock stands before you today, we don't have to wait 'til later, we do it now.
- Jim Ross: [Rikishi was about to jump onto Val Venis from the top of the cage] Oh, my God, don't do it, Rikishi! You'll regret it for the rest of your life!
- Jerry Lawler: Is he going to... Woo hoo!