- Jesse Ventura: Sean Connery was named "Sexiest Man in the World," and he has my hairstyle.
- Gorilla Monsoon: I know that.
- Jesse Ventura: You know how I can't miss in Hollywood, Gorilla? I got Paul Newman's eyes, I got Kirk Douglas's chin, and Robert Duvall's haircut. How can I lose?
- Gorilla Monsoon: But what do you have of your own, Jess?
- Jesse Ventura: [long pause] ... And here comes Brutus.
- Jesse Ventura: [Tito Santana, gets in the ring to battle Barbarian] Could have ended on a count out then! Two minutes into the match!
- [laughs]
- Gorilla Monsoon: Stop!
- Jesse Ventura: Barbarian would have had to head out.
- Gorilla Monsoon: That's it, that's it.
- Gorilla Monsoon: [Akeem beats the Bossman up after getting jumped by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase] Come on, ref, just do something even if it's wrong!
- Jesse Ventura: [On Hogan getting injured early in the match] It can't end like this Monsoon! Not an early injury!
- Jesse Ventura: [Hacksaw Jim Duggan goes to the Ring with a American Flag] This is how Stupid Duggan is.
- Gorilla Monsoon: Why cause he has a American Flag?
- Jesse Ventura: Yeah, Why wouldn't he be having a Canadian flag? He's here in Canada.
- Gorilla Monsoon: Because He's Not Canadian, He's American, He's from Glenn Falls, New York.
- Jesse Ventura: It's Only about 150 miles from the border.
- Jesse Ventura: [after Robert Goulet sang the Canadian National Anthem] Robert Goulet remined me of Axl Rose.
- Gorilla Monsoon: Axl Rose?
- Jesse Ventura: Yeah.
- Gorilla Monsoon: I'm Not Fimilar with Axl Rose, Jess.
- Jesse Ventura: From Guns and Roses.
- Gorilla Monsoon: Ok
- Jesse Ventura: [Hacksaw Jim Duggan pushes the referee] He just pushed the referee!
- Gorilla Monsoon: He did? I didn't see that.
- Jesse Ventura: What?
- Gorilla Monsoon: I didn't see that, I was looking...
- Jesse Ventura: What were you doing, filling your... wait a minute!
- Gorilla Monsoon: I was getting something...
- Jesse Ventura: Stuffing your face with a hot dog again?
- Gorilla Monsoon: No, I haven't had any hot dogs!
- Jesse Ventura: You've only had seven!
- Gorilla Monsoon: Bravo's got the upper hand now.
- Jesse Ventura: You got mustard all over your lapels.
- Gorilla Monsoon: I do not!
- Jesse Ventura: Look at you, you're a mess, Monsoon!
- Gorilla Monsoon: Well, Tito can knock you out with that flying forearm is you know, Jess.
- Jesse Ventura: Yeah, a burrito will do it, too.
- Jake Roberts: Well, well. The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase. Here we are at WrestleMania, and it's the biggest match of your career. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line, mainly, the Million Dollar Belt. Oh yeah, you see it can be yours once again. All you have to do is go through Damien, and me. But you see, Damien and I don't forget, we remember all the times you made people grovel for your money. These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it's my turn. I'm going to make you beg, DiBiase, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the one that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate, that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice.
- Gene Okerlund: Longfellow couldn't have said it better.
- The Ultimate Warrior: [to interviewer Sean Mooney] You are nothing but a NORMAL!
- [He shoves him away and continues talking]
- The Ultimate Warrior: .