- Nightcrawler: [mocking Scott and Jean] Jean darling, Please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love
- Kitty Pryde: Oh, Scott, you have... such a way with pastry!
- Quicksilver: Wanda?
- Scarlet Witch: PIETRO?
- [Wanda attacks the Brotherhood, they run for cover]
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ex-girlfriend?
- Quicksilver: Worse. She's my *sister*...
- Juggernaut: You think that fancy visor's going to stop me? Nothing stops me. I'M RAW POWER.
- Cyclops: You want it raw, tough guy?
- [removes his visor]
- Cyclops: Then take it RAW.
- Nightcrawler: [about Wolverine] He locked us out!
- Kitty Pryde: No, he shut himself in so we'd be safe!
- Nightcrawler: There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe? We have to get out of here!
- Kitty Pryde: Can you transport us to the ground?
- Nightcrawler: Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!
- Jean Grey: What about you Kurt? You got any special talents that brought you here?
- [Nightcrawler disappears and then reappears]
- Nightcrawler: Maybe.
- [Boom-Boom barges in on Toad in the bathroom]
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, hey! I'm taking a shower here!
- Boom Boom: Yeah, the whole town's thrilled. I'm out of mouthwash.
- [after a disastrous flight simulator lesson]
- Iceman: [to Wolverine] Hey, did you see? Were you watching? This time it took me *twice* as long to crash and burn!
- Professor Charles Xavier: Cyclops, get the Blackbird prepped for launch.
- Cyclops: Yes, sir.
- Professor Charles Xavier: And since it's the weekend, assemble the full team.
- [pause]
- Professor Charles Xavier: We have a Rogue.
- Jean Grey: You've been given a wonderful gift.
- Kitty Pryde: I don't have a gift, just a curse.
- Jean Grey: Only if you let it be.
- Wolverine: About time you got here, elf. We were... What's she doing here?
- Nightcrawler: It's... it's a little complicated. See...
- Mystique: He'll send you a memo. Now let's go.
- Jean Grey: You know, I don't know WHAT I'd do if I didn't have you guys around to make all my decisions for me!
- [grabs Scott's car keys and storms off]
- Duncan Matthews: Whoa. Glad she took your keys.
- Pyro: I am real glad you dropped by since I've been bored out of my skull.
- Wolverine: Where's your buddies?
- Pyro: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge...
- [Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves]
- Pyro: Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down.
- [starts playing the Magneto tape again]
- Kitty Pryde: Did you see me? Did you?
- Avalanche: Yeah. Wow Kitty, how'd it feel?
- Kitty Pryde: It was, like, totally unbelievable.
- [hugs him]
- Avalanche: You're making it yours Kitty. Once you own it, nothing can own you.
- Rogue: [finds Kurt with the stone Mystique] You dare bring that thing into this house?
- Nightcrawler: Rogue, she can't hurt us anymore.
- Rogue: Speak for yourself!
- Nightcrawler: I know you have every reason to hate her. So do I, I mean, look at what she's done to us. But still, she's our mother.
- Rogue: Either you get her out of here or I will!
- Nightcrawler: Rogue, anger and hate destroyed her. If you don't get rid of yours it will destroy you to.
- Rogue: It already destroyed me.
- Boom Boom: [training, she has to scale a cliff to 'rescue' Nightcrawler] Yeah! Look out below. Boom Boom is bombin' in. Whoohooo!
- Nightcrawler: I'm going to die.
- Boom Boom: Hiya cutie.
- Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know, are you insane?
- Wolverine: [about the school's new students] You know what we need? Another teacher. And maybe a tank.
- Professor Charles Xavier: This is place where powers are not always an asset... Right Scott?
- Cyclops: I guess you heard about last night.
- Professor Charles Xavier: It was hard not to. It was all over the news channels.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): [sloppily wearing Quicksilver's costume] Look at me, I'm Pietro. Hold on, I have to go to the moon... I'm back.
- [about Rogue and her powers]
- Jean Luc LeBeau: You mean, she can do all that with the touch of a finger?
- Gambit: Forget it.
- Avalanche: [comforting Shadowcat about her emerging powers] Hey, don't fret it, embrace it. The way I see it, fate dealt us winning cards.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
- Blob: Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway!
- Quicksilver: But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S...
- [gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead]
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ow!
- Quicksilver: [Lance walks in from outside] Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight!
- Avalanche: Yeah, I'm done all right.
- Quicksilver: Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube.
- Avalanche: Sure. Glad to!
- [uses his powers to throw the chair out the window]
- Quicksilver: Aw, now look what you...
- Avalanche: [grabbing Pietro] All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you!
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): [comes in tangled up in a TV antenna] And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna!
- Blob: And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking!
- [sadly]
- Blob: You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through!
- Quicksilver: Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless...
- [looks out the window and screams]
- Quicksilver: Wanda!
- [dives into the closet]
- Quicksilver: Don't tell her I'm here!
- Avalanche: Ha!
- Principal Edward Kelly: You see? Mutants are not only dangerous, but uncontrollable. This is what is in store for our school.
- Professor Charles Xavier: Look again. Despite the overwhelming urge to use their powers, my students are exhibiting self-control.
- Nightcrawler: [excited about an upcoming party and dancing on top of a table] Yeah! Party, party!
- [his tail slips out of his disguise and almost hits Scott]
- Cyclops: Hey! Watch it!
- [grabs his tail and yanks him back down to his seat]
- Cyclops: Keep it under control! You can't be seen like that, remember?
- Nightcrawler: [ignores Scott's comment] YOU PULLED MY TAIL, MAN!
- Professor Charles Xavier: I'm sorry, Rouge but all visits must be scheduled ahead of time.
- Rogue: I'll see you tomorrow, Misty.
- [thinking]
- Rogue: You wouldn't do this to Miss Popularity over there.
- Jean Grey: Hey, that's not true. He doesn't treat me any differently than anybody else.
- Rogue: Who gave you permission to go inside my head!
- Principal Edward Kelly: I just thought I'd stop by and personally invite you all to come back to school.
- Blob: School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Since when?
- Principal Edward Kelly: If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.