- El Chivo: At the time, I thought there were more important things than being with you and your mom. I wanted to set the world right, and then share it with you. I failed, as you can see.
- Susana: [to Octavio] You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh... tell Him your plans.
- El Chivo: So how shall we call my dog?
- Luis Miranda Solares: I don't know, "LostDog"?
- El Chivo: [sarcastically] You have a good imagination, you must be in advertisement!
- El Chivo: Do you want something to drink? I've got rum, water and milk.
- Luis Miranda Solares: What are you gonna do with me?
- El Chivo: What does that mean? rum, water or milk?
- Luis Miranda Solares: My question means what it means!
- Luis Miranda Solares: Is this kidnapping or robbery?
- El Chivo: It could be the last day of your life.
- El Chivo: Want something to drink? I've got rum, water and milk.
- Luis Miranda Solares: What you're gonna do with me?
- El Chivo: What does that mean? Rum, water or milk?
- Luis Miranda Solares: My question means what it means.
- El Chivo: Look you little asshole, I'm offering you something to drink and if you were little perceptive, just a little, you'd realize that for now, I'm not gonna kill you, jackoff. Rum, water or milk?
- Luis Miranda Solares: Water...
- Luis Miranda Solares: Who paid you to kill me?
- El Chivo: Can't you guess?
- Luis Miranda Solares: ...no.
- El Chivo: What if I told you that it was that lady you fuck every day on that motel?
- Luis Miranda Solares: Martha?... No, she can't be.
- El Chivo: Yeah, you're right, it wasn't her... it was your wife, bro.
- Luis Miranda Solares: My wife? Does she know about Martha?
- El Chivo: I dunno, does she?...
- [laughs]
- El Chivo: No man! She wasn't either.
- Luis Miranda Solares: Martha's husband...
- El Chivo: Oooh, she's married? Goddamn brother! As you can see there's a lot of people that want you dead!