Innocent Prey

P.J. Soles (sporting a truly atrocious perm) stars as Cathy, a Dallas native recently married to Joe (Kit Taylor), an upstart businessman from New Zealand. She couldn't be happier, but her husband is more focused on closing a business deal. When the deal goes south and he's exposed as a conman, Joe's inner psycho comes out. Cathy witnesses his murder of a hooker (the luscious Debi Sue Voorhees of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning) and turns him in to the police. Once he's put away, Cathy contemplates joining friend, Gwen, in Australia. Joe's subsequent escape from prison finally gets her to take the hint, and she heads down under, where she immediately catches the attention of another lunatic, her voyeuristic landlord, Phillip (John Warnock). Joe is also determined to track her down and finish what he started.

So, we have an Australian slasher partially shot in Dallas and directed by Colin Eggleston... Talk about right up my alley! Indeed, seeing on film the places that you regularly see in real life never gets old. Dallas has changed a lot since the early 80's, but downtown is basically the same. When the story moves to Australia, most of the action is confined to Phillip's estate. We do get a few glimpses of that glorious Australian scenery, brief as they may be. "Innocent Prey" is not on the same level as Eggleston's masterful "Long Weekend", and it's not trying to be, anyway. It is, however, an incredibly fun picture with an underlying playfulness aimed at certain genre conventions, namely that of the final girl. The tone of the film is serious, but you get a sense of the true intent with the habitual victim scenario and that terrific last frame before the credits roll.

P.J. Soles is decent in the film, but she doesn't exactly come across as lead actress material. Of course, it doesn't help that Cathy isn't the brightest heroine to ever grace the genre. Not only is she painted as being quite naive, she can also be truly dense at times. Following his escape, Joe shows up at Cathy's and is chased off by the cops. Two officers stay outside to see if they can find him while Cathy remains inside with a third watching over her. When the policewoman disappears, Cathy calls for her repeatedly before stating "If this is you're idea of a joke, it isn't funny!". As if a cop, who she just met, would prank her, let alone in such a serious situation! Sure, this could be just a furthering of the joke on the final girl, almost as if she's talking directly to the filmmakers for putting her through such hell. That said, in context of the film itself, it just makes her stupid. Aside from that, she's really a bitch towards Phillip before she has any reason to be. No, Cathy is not that likable, but hey, all the more fun to see her deal with the misfortune that plagues her!

The villains fare better. Kit Taylor plays Joe as a leech who switches from his New Zealand accent to a stereotypical Texan drawl when dealing with the good ol' boy oil men. Once he flips out, he has an icy glare. Warnock is also solid as Phillip, the awkward voyeur with a mean streak. He watches his tenants via closed-circuit television cameras hidden all around the house, getting upset when the girls engage in intercourse since he wants them for himself. His "shocking" method of murder may be rather over the top, but that's the point, and it's certainly a unique touch.

Those who watch slashers just to see some bloodshed should look elsewhere. Anyone wanting to view an entry possessing more intelligence than you'd expect, an out there plot and a sense of fun beneath the seriousness should go for it. Think of it as Eggleston's joyous deconstruction of the final girl archetype. It's also a brisk watch at 86 minutes, though the video case mistakenly says 77.

"Innocent Prey" has a couple of marks against it right from the outset. For one thing, it was filmed in 1984 but not released until 1991. How does that happen? It's not like we're dealing with "Begotten" or something like that with genuinely challenging material that people might not want to touch. And here's the other thing: it's never been released on DVD.

Both of these facts add up to one thing: nobody was happy with the way the movie turned out. And who can blame them? There is something fundamentally wrong with the movie's pacing, and direction. Key scenes and vital information are not underlined, so you don't realise what's supposed to be important, you don't feel what you're supposed to feel - you don't even know what you're supposed to know.

The (ridiculous) plot is about a woman who not only catches her husband mid-coitus with a prostitute - she also witnesses him slicing the woman's throat, and all in the one shot.

This shot is a piece of work. Our heroine peeks through the window and can see the naked prost with her husband standing behind her. She can also see into the hotel room's bathroom mirror, which helpfully reflects to give us a view of her butt. Who said this movie was shabbily directed?

So when our heroine - whose name I never picked up - witnesses her husband slicing the poor lady's throat, she freaks out and runs off to Australia, where the movie gets more lost than Burke and Wills did. Why didn't she just go to the police?

I didn't understand much, or anything, about her life in Australia, and certainly didn't understand the ending. We see that there is a pervert with hidden surveillance cameras in all the rooms of the hotel or whatever it is that the lady stays in. But this is communicated so badly to the viewer that I didn't know what to think.

And then it was over.

Would you believe P.J.Sole's luck, not just starring in this stinker of a film, but with the men she falls in love with. She doesn't give a half bad performance (remember, she was one of those bitches from Carrie) as a Dallas girl, whose Aussie man, murders prostitutes. This insane Aussie guy, a successful oil worker, as I remember, is arrested, put in a hospital for the criminally insane, but escapes. A scared Soles flees to New Zealand, falls for a new guy, Mr Perfect (Grigor Taylor) who at the end, also turns out to be a nut, as is the young and little backward handy man, who works on this wealthy guys estate. If you can believe it, the only good thing to come out of this is Soles, not a major American import, but without her quite impressive performance, as a naive young lass, who's taste in men, is obviously terrible, this could of sunk much lower. An inane ridiculous film, honestly, although Taylor's last line of dialogue, serves as a classic and humorous one liner. Apart from that. PHOOOOOR!

Greetings And Salutations, and welcome to my review of Innocent Prey; here's the breakdown of my ratings:

Story: 1.50 Direction: 1.25 Pace: 1.50 Acting: 1.25 Enjoyment: 1.25

TOTAL: 6.75 out of 10.00.

This movie shows just how bad luck works. Regrettably, for Cathy Wills, her luck's about to take an utterly unlucky fall into the abyss of badness.

Cathy and her new husband appear to be doing substantially well. However, hubby Joe has a secret or three that he's failed to share with his new missus. The first is that he's a con man. The second is that while grifting, the marks made him: They threaten to ride him out of the city on a rail. Third, his terrible temper takes over, and he hires a prostitute on whom to take out his angst. And fourth, he's a cold-blooded psychotic murderer; who slashes the working girl into her afterlife. But bad luck isn't only Cathy's burden to bear. She's on her way home after dropping a friend off and witnesses hubby's car pulling into a motel. Believing there would be a logical reason, she continues her journey. But curiosity finally nags her into action, and away she goes to the no-tell motel. She arrives in the nick of time to watch Joe administer the killing blow. By the time Joe gets home to find wifey knows a couple of his dark secrets, she's had time to call the local coppers. Who, unlike the cavalry, arrives before he slices through her pretty white neck. But being incarcerated doesn't slow Joey down much, and he's soon jumped the barbed wire fence and is tracking her down. Cathy decides it's high time to put some miles between them, so fly's to her friend in Australia. Will Joe follow her down under? Can she trust her new friends and neighbours completely? Is there a psychopath around every city corner? Or is Cathy simply a psycho magnet? To find the answer to these and other questions, watch the film. Luckily for the audience, the screenplay writer offers up decent characterisations to go with the bustling storylines. And though a lot is happening in Innocent Prey, Ron McLean does an admirable job of keeping it smooth enough to follow. This easiness is achieved, by and large, by the logical structuring of the plots. Each flows into the next, and each is logical in form and reasoning. I'll have to hunt out a copy of the novel.

Colin Eggleston doesn't have to do much to keep the audience's attention because of the engaging narrative. So it came as a surprise that he didn't sit back on his laurels and let the tale do all the work. Eggleston uses a varied pace to turn the story into the rollercoaster ride it deserves. He is a master of timing. He utilises longer pauses to build suspicion, suspense, and characters. The quick cuts and close-ups accelerate the excitement and tension. And though he doesn't get over creative, Eggleston possesses a keen eye for composition, lighting, camera angles, and viewpoints.

The cast, though lacking in big-draw names - the only one who'd pull me towards this picture would be Martin Balsam, as I've always admired his work - is still a pleasure to watch. And though I disliked her portrayal of her character in Halloween, P J Soles, as the lead, Cathy does a commendable job of adding credibility to her. And I have to say, John Warnock as Philip is brilliant. Not only does he bring a spooky nervousness to him, but it appears Warnock can sweat on cue, which adds a tangible freakishness to the character.

If you love your crazy psychos slashing and stalking, then Innocent Prey is the movie for you. If you like elaborate, logical, and entertaining storylines, Innocent Prey is for you. And should you merely want a movie to kill an hour and a half...well, Innocent Prey wouldn't be an awful choice.

Cathy, I'm coming for you. You can't hide from me. I can see you wherever you are. So be a good girl and sit down and read my IMDb list - Killer Thriller Chillers to see where I rated Innocent Prey. And, when I get there, we'll have some real fun.

Take Care & Stay Well.

Apparently this little piece of adorable Aussie trash remained shelved for years and only got released in the early nineties; no less than seven years after it was filmed! I honestly don't understand why because, especially in comparison to loads of other 80's slasher duds that I've struggled myself through, "Innocent Prey" really isn't so bad at all. In fact, I can shamelessly admit that I tremendously enjoyed this (semi-)Ozploitation gem and I would recommend fellow slasher/exploitation fanatics to seek it out. The plot is totally bonkers, far-fetched and unrealistic, but that's arguably the main reason why "Innocent Prey" is so easily digestible and amusing! It's more similar to a bad TV soap opera than to a grim contemporary 80's slasher, and it's just that what makes it unique. Dig this: on her way back from dropping her friend at the airport, Dallas girl Cathy Wills spots her husband's convertible at a sleazy roadside motel. She sneaks around the back and glazes through the bathroom window, just in time to witness him slicing the throat of a voluptuous prostitute. Together with the local Sheriff, Cathy sets a trap to apprehend him. But Crazy Joe quickly escapes from the penitentiary and comes back for his treacherous wife. When she narrowly survives another assault, Cathy decides to go live with her friend Gwen in Australia. Not only does her psychopath husband follow her, Cathy also attracts the Down Under lunatics when she gets there. Surely the script is full of holes and improbabilities, but I personally wouldn't have wanted it any other way. Joe all too easily escapes from jail and effortlessly manages to reach Australia, but all these little "defaults" are actually in favor of the movie's fast pacing and brainless entertainment value. The first murder, the throat slicing of the luscious wench Deborah Voorhees, is truly sick and gruesome, but the rest of the film – sadly – isn't very violent and some very important murders even occur off-screen. The twists near the end are ingenious and tongue-in-cheek, but I think they still could have been worked out more effectively. "Innocent Prey" was written and directed by Colin Eggleston, who will certainly be more remembered for his modest eco-horror classic "Long Weekend" (which received a remake in 2008) than for this light-headed slasher adventure.

Tip for cult fanatics: "Innocent Prey" would make a terrific double- feature with Michael Winner's "Scream for Help"; - also from 1984. Both films are trashy, unscrupulous and outrageously amusing soap- opera thrillers that undeservedly ended up in oblivion.