- John Lydon: [remembering Sid Vicious] All's I can tell you is I could take on England, but I couldn't take on one heroin addict.
- Bill Grundy: Beethoven, Mozart, Bach and Brahms have all died...
- John Lydon: They're all heroes of ours, ain't they?
- Bill Grundy: Really... what? What were you saying, sir?
- John Lydon: They're wonderful people.
- Bill Grundy: Are they?
- John Lydon: Oh yes, they really turn us on.
- Steve Jones: But they're dead!
- Bill Grundy: Well, suppose they turn other people on?
- John Lydon: [under his breath] That's just their tough shit.
- Bill Grundy: It's what?
- John Lydon: Nothing, a rude word. Next question.
- Bill Grundy: No, no, what was the rude word?
- John Lydon: Shit.
- Bill Grundy: Was it really? Good heavens, you frighten me to death.
- John Lydon: Oh, alright, Siegfried...
- Bill Grundy: Are you worried or are you enjoying yourself?
- Siouxsie Sioux: I'm enjoying myself.
- Bill Grundy: Are you? That's what I thought you were doing.
- Siouxsie Sioux: I always wanted to meet you.
- Bill Grundy: We'll meet after, shall we?
- Steve Jones: You dirty sod! You dirty old man!
- Bill Grundy: Keep going, chief, keep going. You've got another 5 seconds. Say something outrageous.
- Steve Jones: You dirty bastard.
- Bill Grundy: Go on, again.
- Steve Jones: You dirty fucker.
- Bill Grundy: What a clever boy.
- Steve Jones: What a fucking rotter.
- Bill Grundy: Well, that's it for tonight. The other rocker, Eamonn, and I'm saying nothing else about him, will be back tomorrow. I'll be seeing you soon, I hope. I'm not seeing you
- [the band]
- Bill Grundy: again. From me, though, goodnight.
- [Grundy then appears to mutter 'oh shit' under his breath]
- John Lydon: [remembering Glen Matlock] If you talk like an arsehole, and look like and arsehole, then you're an arsehole.