- Stuart Chappelle: I've seen things in this city that make Dante's Inferno read like Winnie The Pooh.
- Stuart Chappelle: Three Categories of people emerge after dark.
- Stuart Chappelle: The majority are the Cinderellas, out for dinner, drinks, a movie, they find Prince or Princess Charming, and they flee at midnight.
- Stuart Chappelle: Then there's the vampire.
- Stuart Chappelle: Pimps, punks, prostitutes, they work the night til the blood or the money's right, and then they leave it for the real lunatics, the certifiable Mr Hydes, the people who cannot sleep at night.
- Stuart Chappelle: Did you know half the world's problems are caused by people who can't sleep at night?