- Angelica Pickles: You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
- Dil Pickles: [wets himself] Wee-wee!
- Angelica Pickles: 'Cept him. He's speakin' French already.
- Angelica Pickles: [smugly] I'm going to France and you're not. I already learned how to parsley-voo-francy. Which, for your information, means "speak French."
- Susie Carmichael: [laughs] Je plains les Français qui vous entendront. Au revoir.
- [Translation: "I feel sorry for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye."]
- Angelica Pickles: [leaves with her luggage] No one likes a show-off, Susie.
- [first lines]
- Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened when we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
- Dil Pickles: Binky, bye-bye.
- Coco LaBouche: [to chauffeur] To Notre Dome, and move it.
- Kira Watanabe: Madame LaBouche, you cannot go through with this. It's obvious you don't really love Chas or Chuckie.
- Coco LaBouche: Which is which again?
- Kira Watanabe: [gasps] I can no longer stand by and watch you destroy their lives. I'm going to tell Chas the truth, and there's not a thing you can do to stop me.
- [the limo stops; Kira is thrown out]
- Coco LaBouche: [throws Wawa out the window] Except throw out on the curb. Au revoir.
- Jean-Claude: [barging into the church] Madame, our kidnapping plot has failed!
- Coco LaBouche: [to Chas] Ignore that unemployed fool!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Coco, the wedding is off! You are *not* the woman I thought you were!
- [the rest of the Rugrats walk into the church along with Kira]
- Angelica Pickles: Hey, lady, looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummy-Sushi didn't work after all.
- Coco LaBouche: Pretty flower girls should be seen, not heard.
- Mr. Yamaguchi: [reveals himself] I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
- Angelica Pickles: OK, but listen good 'cause I'm tired of telling this story. That Cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's Daddy just so she could be president!
- Coco LaBouche: Listen, you traitorous--!
- Mr. Yamaguchi: Now, Miss LaBouche. You are dismissed!
- [he leaves]
- Coco LaBouche: Dismissed? But... no one fires Coco LaBouche! Coco LaBouche fires others! COCO LABOUCHE IS EURO-REPTAR!
- [the babies step on her gown]
- Coco LaBouche: Off the gown! You revolting carpet mice!
- [yanks the gown causing the babies to fall over and their parents to gasp in shock]
- Angelica Pickles: Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies except me!
- [Coco storms off and Angelica stomps on her dress causing it to rip and expose her undergarmets]
- Jean-Claude: [sing-song] I see London. I see France. I see Coco's underpants.
- Coco LaBouche: [starts to back out] Well, take a picture. This is the last time you will see Coco or her underpants.
- [she turns around and notices people taking pictures and runs off sobbing. Meanwhile Spike has Jean-Claude's foot in his mouth]
- Jean-Claude: Bad dog! Bad dog! Coco! Coco, wait!
- Stu Pickles: Go get 'em, Spike!
- Betty DeVille: Looks like Spike found himself a little patootie. Come here my little pumpkin pies.
- [picks up Phil and Lil and the rest of the parents hug the babies]
- Kira Watanabe: [to Chuckie] Chuckie, I have something that belongs to you.
- [gives him his teddy bear and he hugs it]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Thank you, Kira.
- Kira Watanabe: Chas, I am so sorry. I wanted to tell you about Coco but...
- Charles "Chas" Finster: No, no, no, no. It's *my* fault, Kira. I guess I got caught up in the romance of Paris.
- [to Chuckie]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: I'm sorry, little guy.
- Kira Watanabe: [smiles] "Oh, how my heart beats wild."
- Charles "Chas" Finster: "Each time I hold my precious child." Wait! You know that poem?
- Kira Watanabe: Oh, it is my favorite.
- Priest: If anyone objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
- [outside, the dragon eyes glow bright red]
- Chuckie Finster: I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave!
- [bursts in]
- Chuckie Finster: *No-o-o-o-o*!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Chuckie?
- [everybody turns around and gasps]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [steps forward] He said his first word.
- [smiles]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: He's *talking*!
- Drew Pickles: I can't believe that Angelica saw that movie last night.
- Charlotte Pickles: I can't mother and merger at the same time.
- Angelica Pickles: The Finster kid was planning on getting a princess for a mom, and let's face it, lady, you're no princess!
- Phil DeVille: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button!
- Lil DeVille: You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!
- Lil DeVille: Um, Bobfather, we found-ed this in our crib.
- [holds up the decapitated head of their rocking horse, which neighs faintly]
- Angelica Pickles: Well, that's what you *get* for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
- Phil DeVille: So *that's* where I left 'em!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Gee, Stu, seems kind of odd to have a Japanese theme park l in the middle of Paris!
- Stu Pickles: Ah, it's a new century. Just go with la flow.
- Coco LaBouche: See this face...
- [indicates her scowl]
- Coco LaBouche: I NEVER WANT TO MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN! Now, get to work!
- Jean-Claude: [after a video chat with Yamaguchi, in where Coco lies about being married to a single father, so she can earn the president job] What now, Pinocchio?
- Coco LaBouche: Years, of clawing my way to the top, gone to waste. Why am I not some CHILD'S TENDER MOTHER? WHY? WHY? WHY?
- [sobs]
- Jean-Claude: Because you hate children, and men find you to be a heartless shrew?
- Howard DeVille: Goodness! Here comes the bride!
- Didi Pickles: Without the Wedding March?
- Drew Pickles: Without the flower girl?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Without Chuckie?
- [In Notre Dame cathedral]
- Betty DeVille: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.
- Coco LaBouche: [to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today?
- [hits her with rattle on the nose]
- Coco LaBouche: Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
- Stu Pickles: Hey, nobody else is being picked up by a guy in a Reptar suite!
- Didi Pickles: I was thinking the same thing, Stu.
- [Stu and Chas are using the computer in the basement]
- Stu Pickles: You gotta love the internet, Chas. Behold the future of dating.
- Chuckie Finster: [watching through the window] What are they doing?
- Tommy Pickles: My daddy's helping your daddy catch some dates in a net.
- Chuckie Finster: What are dates?
- Phil DeVille: Big raisins that make you poop.
- Angelica Pickles: What is it with you babies and poop?
- Tommy Pickles: Gosh! Where do you want us to start, Angelica?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [sits down on his bed and takes off his shoes; sees a shiny gold object on his pillow and picks it up] What's this? A gold inhaler? Most hotels just leave mints. "Chad, you take my breath away. Forever yours, Coco."
- [sighs happily and hugs the inhaler; stops and realises Coco got his name wrong]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Chad?
- Drew Pickles: I'm really happy for you, Pop.
- Stu Pickles: Yeah. Lulu's a great lady.
- Lou Pickles: Yep, she's a keeper! Of course, no one will ever replace your mother.
- [puts his hand on his heart]
- Lou Pickles: It's her love in here that helped this old geezer love again!
- [from trailer]
- Narrator: Introducing the newest Rugrat, Kimi!
- Tommy Pickles: Do you live in Reptar Land?
- Kimi Watanabe: Sure!
- Tommy Pickles: So, Kimi, do you and your mommy and daddy live in Reptar Land?
- Kimi Watanabe: Not exactly. It's just me and mommy and we live in Paris, but I gets to come here *all* the time!
- Coco LaBouche: [after catching Angelica eating her chocolates] You have five seconds to come up with a reason why I should not lock you away forever and ever.
- Angelica Pickles: Umm, because, I can stick five raisins up my nose, and I can sing real good and, forever and ever is a really long time!
- Coco LaBouche: Tick... tock...
- Angelica Pickles: And I know where you can find a spiny little man with a brat of his own!
- Coco LaBouche: [smiling] I think, I've just made a friend.
- Phil DeVille: [groans] Eating this goo is making my tummy bubbly.
- [farts; a green bubble floats up out of his pants]
- Lil DeVille: [gasps] I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
- [the bubble pops]
- Kira Watanabe: Ah, bonjour! Welcome to Euro Reptar, and one of you must be Mr. Pickles!
- Stu Pickles: That would be moi, heh-heh. And this is my good friend, Charles Finster.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [smiles widely] And this is my son, Chuckie.
- Kira Watanabe: [squats down] Hi, Chuckie. Ooh! I like your bear. What sweet children. Is this your first time in Paris?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Well, France, yes.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [pacing at the altar] I wonder where Jean-Claude is with the kids. I can't start without my little guy.