Teenage Sex Kitten

This 58 minute movie, yes 58 minutes is somewhat of a surprise in the way it ends. It's video cover featuring a cheeky young looking vixen, innocent with pigtails done in braids, if my memory serves me correctly, was what prompted me to rent it. Innocent, this movie wasn't. The cover photo doesn't even look like the actress, who has a long list of films to her credit. Times are tough and school break is nearly over. One last chance for fun. Our cheeky p***k teasing vixen, Debbie and her girlfriend have an idea while lazing with their boyfriends (all naked) in her pool. Debbie had prieviously jumped on her young smoking gardener, an Asian. Debbie's plan- head down to Palm springs, and instead of using currency for a motel room, why not have their girls just use their bodies. They manipulate the older motel proprietor with sex (uh uh, it's wrong for a fifty's owner to be caught with underage girls). So we have a blackmail theme. After all, the owner does try to take advantage of the girls in the first place. Things do take a turn at a local nightclub, where things turn quite nasty as one old fogie tries to come onto our Debbie, and she's quick to reject his advances with great repulsion. Not a happy camper. So after Debbie becomes inebriated, then having sex with a black bouncer in a car, she's kidnapped by that unhappy camper and his equally roughneck associate. She's taken back his old decrepit shack that sits on this outer highly and a raping session begins, where they accidentally kill her. But the hell with it, they still, well you know. And then it's Debbie's revenge, for their mates track em' down after a fortunate sighting of this guy and his ute, I mean what are the chances-but the story has to continue, right. What happens to one of the guys is sickening and is something you'd like to do to every paedophile. Solely on this shock ending, was the reason the movie came off better, but still it plays off as a half baked fare, like some one hour of cheap movie making. I mean, how long did this script take to write-three hours. Still, I liked it, and adult viewers should be satisfied. Some great bits of nudity, and Debbie. I love Debbie's point that nothing's wrong in pornography-it's beautiful, but seeing people killed and maimed on t.v. How can that be right? Three stars plus one for the movie's turn.

I got to see this hardcore oldie on a poor quality VHS transfer from some Scandanavian country. It's pretty much like any 70's hardcore movie with inserts until the last 15 minutes or so. The story is about Debbie (the star Lilly Lovetree) best friend of Rene Bond (I think under the name of Threda Bara) who go to Palm Beach with their boyfriends planning to finance the trip by turning tricks to earn the money. They seduce a hotel clerk in a 2 on 1 then threaten him with the cops because they're both underage (I'm guessing like Rene Lilly is all of 22 at the time). The foursome have the usual hardcore moments until they all go to a bar and after Lilly tries to hustle an old guy at the bar, Lilly gets booted by the owner who escorts her to his car where they sit in it and he lectures her on bad youthful behavior and gives her $20. She then decides to give him a bj and while he's hanging his head out the window the old guy come over and smashes the club owner's skull in and kidnaps Lilly. He takes her to his ramshackle home and rapes her comatose body while his son watches and jerks off. He decides he needs some booze and leaves sonny alone with Lilly who tries to get her to have sex with him and when she wont he beats her to death. The boyfriends along with a friend of the club owner spot the old guy who's wearing Lilly's bracelet (The boyfriend says I bought it for her myself so I know it's hers) and follow him back to the old shack. Finding out sonny has killed Lilly they take old guy sonny and Lilly to a deserted spot and kill sonny by bashing his head in with a big rock. They tie the old guy to the front of his truck and put a noose around his penis and tie it to the back of their Caddy then speed off tearing it off. After burying Lilly they can't see any reason to go to the cops and return to get Rene. Here the tape goes faulty and ends with a laughing Rene masturbating(!?) Not sure if this is supposed to suggest she went nuts or not. The end. It's about 74 minutes long. OK as hardcore movies of the day go but I wonder what the raincoat crowd thought about this in 72.

Teenage Sex Kitten (1975)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Another bizarre adult film has teenage slut Debbie (Rene Bond) going with her girlfriend (Eve Orlon) and their current lovers to Florida where they plan to trade their bodies for motel rooms and money. Once down there they get the motel room with no problem but when Debbie tries to turn a trick she ends up kidnapped by a redneck. This is an extremely bizarre little film that starts off as what appears to be a straight porn but then it ends up switching gears for the final act and becoming some sort of strange rip of DELIVERANCE. The biggest problem with this movie is the hardcore scenes because it's so obvious that none of the real cast members are acting in them. We get ugly inserts that are obviously doubles doing all the action and to make matters worse is how lazy and sloppy the scenes are. It's the same woman doubling for both Bond and Orlon and the guy in the scenes is obviously neither of the actual men they're with. Some of the inserts are so sloppy that you'll notice the double wearing jewelry that Bond doesn't have on. The main cast just take part is softer, simulated scenes but if you're a fan of Bond then you're going to get a real eyeful as she's constantly on full display. She also manages to turn in a decent performance as once again she really comes off like she's having fun playing this nymph. Orlon is a bit too stone for her role but Gary Scneider and Max Init aren't too bad as the boyfriends. Walt Davis takes part in one of the best scenes as the hotel manager who agrees to sleep with the two women in return for cheaper rooms. After the deed he gives them his offer, which they are offended by and in a funny sequence threaten him with screaming rape. The second part of the film is a bit strange for a couple reasons. For starters, you won't see the twist coming and you'll probably be asking if it was really needed. The ending is pretty dark especially for such a "light" picture. With the exception of the inserts, I had a pretty good time with this one and I can't help but think it would play much better in a soft version.