- Cher: [to Sonny] Please what? Please forgive you for screwing some secretary, all guys do that, right? What's the big deal, right? Right? By the way, you son of a bitch, I'm pregnant.
- Cher: If I'm gonna stay here, we gotta get some things straight. You hum in the morning, I can't stand that.
- Sonny Bono: [laughs] Why? I like to hum. It's a new day, I'm happy.
- Cher: Well I'm not, It takes a lot to makes me happy and a new day doesn't do it.
- Sonny Bono: [narrating] The wave we caught was a monster. My goal had always been succes. Cher's had been fame. Suddenly, overnight, we seemed to have both.
- Sonny Bono: Why are you doing this? Why are you destroying Sonny and Cher?
- Cher: Because I don't wanna be Sonny and Cher anymore
- Sonny Bono: [narrating] I only knew three chords on the piano, but with three chords I could write a song.
- Phil Spector: What do you think you can do for me, Sonny Bono?
- Sonny Bono: Oh, anything, anything at all!
- Phil Spector: Not in the anything business. I'm in the record business.
- Cher: I can't do it! My throat is closed!
- Sonny Bono: No it's not, you're talking.
- Cher: No, for singing it's closed!
- Cher: You don't even know him, he's a big record producer, he's doing things for me.
- Georgia LaPierre: He can't even comb his own hair, what is he gonna to do for you?
- Cher: He's gonna make me a star!
- Georgia LaPierre: Oh, Cherilyn, you're such a baby!
- Sonny Bono: [narrating] I suppose every jerk who talks english thinks that he can write a screenplay. It was damn hard, let me tell ya.
- Sonny Bono: You hate it when we're working, you're bored when we're not, so what do you want?
- Cher: I don't know, something.