Enforcer from Death Row

This is the worst kind of bad movie-boring! It is apparently at least two, maybe three different movies edited together to make one really bad, really dull movie. In movie one, there is an asian guy who is broken out of death row in a really dull way and sent to manilla to find some really dull drug dealers, and in the second movie, you have two extremely poor dubbed drug dealers who torture a varity of people in really dull ways. Meanwhile, the asian guy from movie one wanders around, characters come and go with no explanation, ninjas with pillow cases on their heads run about, a totally out of place rape scene is thrown in for no reason, and the absolute most boring car chase ever filmed is included in the mess. So boring it is not even worth checking out.

Wow, has it really been 22 years since I last watched EFDR? Judging by my review, written under my then-profile name, the answer is yes. I was so naive then and not-yet versed in the proper appreciation for the psychotronic arts. I blame a certain tv show featuring wise-cracking puppets for that.

Anyway, having rewatched EFDR, 22 years on, I can emphatic state it is NOT boring. It is many things, but not boring. Funky? Yes. Fong-a-liscious? Yep. Incoherent? Sure. Awesome? Absolutely.

I'm grateful WOP freed the Fong man from death row and the unleashed him on our hearts.

It's been 10 years since the last review was posted, so I guess this will go unread, but I needed to set the record straight.