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"Bruce Lee" goes to hell, he doesn't look like Bruce Lee because people look different after they die (or so they claim in this film). Along his journey Bruce Lee has a major erection, befriends Popeye, and fights "Clint Eastwood", James Bond, Zatoichi,Emmanuel, a mummy, and others. I'm not making this up. Just when you think the movie can't get any better we reach the life affirming Wizard Of OZ meets The Red Balloon climax.

This is not just another attempt to cash in on the name of Bruce Lee, this is THE attempt to cash in on the name of Bruce Lee. Much more far-out than it sounds in my description and VASTLY superior to the majority of The Game Of Death.

This movie was purchased by a friend of mine and myself as a 4-movie set. Long story short, we only got two. But one of them was this. The money was well spent.

If you see a 2 DVD set entitled 'Return of the Dragon Pack,' I highly recommend it for bad movie buffs and/or kung fu movie buffs with a light-hearted nature.

The kung fu is good, just highly over planned and wrapped around hilariously stupid 'special moves.' To see Bruce Liang punch a guy in the balls after shouting 'Fist of Fury' is worth millions.

Some of the plot decisions- well, all of them, are a bit strange. James Bond isn't that great. Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman is far more capable against 'Bruce Lee.' To put it simply, if you throw all your logic out the window- i.e. Dracula walking around in the sun, you'll have a great time. And if you want to convince your friends, it has pointless and random female nudity too.

A movie with fake Bruce Lee, fake Popeye, fake Dr. Who, fake James Bond, fake Clint Eastwood, fake The Exorcist, and fake The Godfarher what could go wrong? Nothing, that's what! A ten out of ten just for the moment when Dracula shows up. Need I say more.

After his earthly dissolution, the legendary Bruce Lee awakens in the underworld where he finds himself up against such movie icons as Clint Eastwood, James Bond, Emanuelle, the Godfather and even Dracula who have together hatched a sinister plot to overthrow the king of this afterlife realm.

Jesus H Christ! - What a story eh?!!! In fact how the Oscar community managed to overlook this upon it's time of release is frankly beyond me! Let's be honest here, for sheer hokey absurdity, you're simply not likely to find many other flicks out there as utterly demented as this one that's for sure!

Chock full of cool martial arts scenes, bad acting aplenty, poor dubbing/voice over work, nudity and even Popeye(!!!) there's a whole lot to enjoy in this trash classic.

OK, so it does drag a bit in parts but the sheer stupidity of it all will keep you watching in morbid curiosity until the very end whereupon you will have either reached true spiritual enlightenment or else died of laughter!

The movie pulls on lots of great American/European/Asian characters and manages to mash them together in a joyfully ridiculous plot that is stitched together with classic kung-fu fight scenes.

Along the way the movie manages to grab the classic characters' moves in a very tongue in cheek way. It feels a lot like a tip of the hat to movies of the era. The movie has lots of other subtle reminders of the way martial arts movies were made at the time with studio filmed scenes/fight scenes giving way to the final showdowns with each character filmed outside (in what looks like an old quarry).

There's probably a lot more characters in here that I missed but as well as 'Bruce Lee' these were some of who I recognised:

• Kane (from kung-fu series Bruce had the original idea of)
• Kato (Green Hornet's sidekick Bruce Lee played this character in Batman and Green Hornet)
• Zatoichi
• Popeye
• James Bond
• The Man with No Name (from Spaghetti Western)
• Emmanuel (from the sex movie franchise of the 70s)
• One armed swordsman (from the Shaw Bros movie)
• Dracula
• Zombies (Dracula's henchmen)
• The Exorcist (from the movie The Exorcist)
• The Godfather

There are quite a few more that martial arts fans of 60s/70s movies will recognise.

Anyone a little more aware of fight choreography might recognise a few moves routines also.

The story line is fun and the dubbing adds to the craziness.