- Yogi Bear: [On the Ranger's phone] Hello? Hello? Is this the White House?
- Ranger John Smith: Yogi!
- Yogi Bear: Hey, the President knows my name.
- Ranger John Smith: [showing a "Do Not Feed The Bears" sign to Yogi] Read this sign.
- Yogi Bear: [deliberately reading incorrectly] Uh, "No Smoking In The Forest"?
- Ranger John Smith: You know what it says, Yogi, and it applies to *all* the bears, especially you!
- Yogi Bear: Uh, yes, sir.
- Cindy Bear: It's the time for whispering sweet nothings in one's ear.
- Yogi Bear: Now that I can oblige.
- Cindy Bear: Oh, Yogi.
- Yogi Bear: Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nooothing. And because you're such a good kid, here's another nothing, for nothing.
- Boo-Boo Bear: But Yogi, the Ranger's not going to like it.
- Yogi Bear: What's not to like about Robin Hood? I'll steal from the rich and give to a poor bear: me. Stay here, Friar Boo-Boo.
- [Yogi peeks through the window of a cafe]
- Yogi Bear: A goodly bunch having lunch.
- [He shoots an arrow through the window, spearing various items]
- Yogi Bear: Shish-kaboob, Bob-Bob... I mean, shish kabob, Boo-Boo.
- Boo-Boo Bear: What are you going to do with it, Yogi?
- Yogi Bear: Down the hatch, but natch.