- [Teri takes the drink orders]
- Ryan Weaver: I'll have the complimentary champagne.
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Like hell you will!
- Ryan Weaver: Okay, I'll have a Bloody Mary.
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Weaver!
- Ryan Weaver: Hold the vodka, the celery and the Tabasco.
- Teri Halloran: If you wanted a tomato juice, why didn't you just say so?
- Betty: I dated a criminal once.
- Teri Halloran: Only once?
- Betty: He owned a used car lot. They busted him for turning back the odometers.
- Teri Halloran: How could you trust someone like that?
- Betty: I figured I did the same thing when I told him I was 21.
- Rachel Taper: We need you to program the autopilot so it can vector you around the storm front ahead. You've got a level 6 storm.
- Teri Halloran: Is that a 6 on a scale from 1 to 10?
- Rachel Taper: No, Teri... on a scale of 1 to 6.
- Ryan Weaver: You're not going to kill me. You can't kill me, 'cause you don't believe in capital punishment.
- Teri Halloran: I changed my mind!
- Sinclair: How's a fucking stewardess going to land the plane?
- Rachel Taper: She's a flight attendant!
- Rachel Taper: Ok, she's cleared the buildings. There's just one small problem...
- Lt. Aldo Hines: I think it's a ford...
- [stuck to the landing gear]
- Lt. Aldo Hines: Here's who you're dealing with: male Caucasian, 35, well educated, raised by his aunt who mysteriously disappeared when he was 16, has raped and strangled five women, escaped when being transported to San Quentin.
- Ryan Weaver: Alright, I need a volunteer for a dangerous mission.
- [pulls out three circuit boards]
- Ryan Weaver: You, You, You,OK,You
- [pulls the main circuit board and gets electrocuted]
- Ryan Weaver: OW! WHOA, WHOA, Ok, you can stay.
- Ryan Weaver: I know it's meaningless to mention. But a detective planted the evidence that convicted me.
- Marshal Marty Douglas: You're innocent.
- Ryan Weaver: Yes, I am.
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Duly noted.
- [opens a book titled "The Inner Guide Meditation"]
- Ryan Weaver: Are you married?
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Yeah, but I don't wear rings. I don't like jewelry.
- Ryan Weaver: You don't have to defend yourself to me. Was that a tough sell to your wife? The "I don't like wearing jewelry" bit?
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Weaver, I know you'd like to entertain yourself by engaging me in a challenging conversation. But, I like to read on a plane.
- Ryan Weaver: Okay. Duly noted.
- 1st Officer Ted Kary: So I heard these prisoners are being transported?
- Captain Matt Powell: Yeah. One of them is a burglar and the other is the Lonely Hearts Strangler.
- Sinclair: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You've got a 747 beat to hell by level 6 turbulence, your flight crew is dead, you've got an armed convicted serial killer loose on board, eight passengers have disappeared, and your stewardess is locked in the goddamned cockpit. Have I left anything out?
- Controller: You forgot about the truck.
- [it's stuck to the landing gear]