- Kenny: I can prove he's real!
- [passes Danny the ball]
- Kenny: Danny Partridge! Dunk it!
- Zigi Hrbacek: Kenny, there's no way he can dunk it. He's just too small.
- Danny O'Grady: Shut up, Zigi! You're seven feet tall and you can't touch the rim!
- Zigi Hrbacek: At least I'm seven feet tall!
- Jerrod Smith: Kenny Tyler
- Kenny: The infamous Jarrod Smith. What's up, man?
- [Kenny and Jarrod shake hands and hug]
- Jerrod Smith: How you feeling, man?
- Kenny: I'm good. I'm really good, man.
- Jerrod Smith: Hey, man. I'm really sorry to hear about your brother.
- Kenny: Oh, thanks man. Appreciate that.
- Jerrod Smith: Wish he was here.
- Kenny: Me too.
- Jerrod Smith: Hey, man. Well get over there and tell your team about me.
- Kenny: C'mon man. Better tell your team about me.
- Jerrod Smith: All right. You better look up. We're gonna get that air.
- Kenny: [At urinal] Look, we've been through a lot together and I love you more than anything in this world, but you've got to stop popping up all the time wanting to play. I'm on a date, I can't play with you right now. Gosh, you're making it so hard. People are starting to stare at me.
- Man in Bathroom: You know something, I've got the same problem.
- Kenny: Trust me, my problem's a lot bigger than yours.