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Murray: One wish per customer and no wishes for more wishes. They plugged that loophole up years ago. In past years there were abuses.

Murray: [officer leaves Murray in between the bars] Officer! Wait! Are you going to get a donut?

Claudia: Good evening!
Rena: No, Claudia, no! You really shouldn't be here. You can't be here.
Claudia: Now, how can you say that I can't be here when I already am? It's just not logical.
Rena: No, no, no!
Claudia: This is my faithful companion, Boots.
Boots: Hi, hi, hi!
Rena: You know, Claudia, since you left us, rumor has it that you've gone into the dark side.
Claudia: Ha! A witch? Moi? Oh, you can't be serious. Do I look like a witch to you?
Rena: Well, you know, you really should leave because if Hortense was to see you here, I could lose my own wand.
Claudia: No, one knows the pain of such a loss more than I. So, I'll go. But, before I do, I remembered what a healthy appetite you have. So, I brought you a little something from my garden.
Rena: No thanks, I just had quite a bit of a... oh, my. That is the reddest apple I think I've ever seen.
Claudia: Oh, it tastes even better than it looks.
Rena: Well, I...
Claudia: Yummy!
Rena: [as she takes the apple and eats it] Mmm!
Claudia: Now is that the apple of a witch?
[Rena shakes her head and falls into a deep sleep]
Claudia: You bet it is!

[Murray snatches his wand back from the motel owner]
Motel Owner: Hey, stop right there.
[sarcastically]
Motel Owner: What's you gonna do? Wave it around? Turn me into some little bunny rabbit or something?
Anabel: Do it, Murray. Turn him into a little rabbit.
Murray: Sh-boom!
[the owner swirls around in a twister and is transformed into a giant rabbi]
Murray: [nervously] Rabbi, rabbit. It's in the same ball park.

[Claudia is magically forcing Anabel and Murray to do extensive ballet dancing]
Anabel: Help me, Murray!
Murray: Help *you*? HELP ME!

Anabel: Dad. Remember how you said when Mommy went to heaven? How she's an angel now?
Oliver: Mm-hm.
Anabel: Were you making that up?
Oliver: Well, I believe that, but I also think that there's a big part of her that's right here.
Anabel: Where?
Oliver: No, I mean I see her when I look at you.

Claudia: [her thoughts on Cinderella] How I despise this book. Nothing in this book has ever made any sense whatsoever. I mean, what kind of masochistic idiot goes to a ball wearing glass shoes?

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