Nymphs (Anonymous)

Nymphs (Anonymous) (1968)

* (out of 4)

The title refers to a club for women (all wearing Zorro masks) that send out men to those who need an endless supply of them. In this case, a house wife is unsatisfied by her husband and we see her various sex scenes with countless men. You know, if I was twelve-years-old then I probably would have loved this thing. I mean, if you've never seen a woman naked in your life and you remember those days of staying up late to catch something on Cinemax then you know what one might be willing to do to see some skin at a young age. However, I'm not twelve anymore and this film here was just downright boring and hard to get through even with the non-stop nudity. The biggest problem with this movie is that it's just boring, doesn't have a very interesting story and it just drags to the point where it's quite painful to sit through. Clocking in at 87-minutes, this is way too long for this type of film. I enjoy these sexploitation pictures but there's no question that most of them don't feature enough entertainment for a short subject let alone something this long. At least the majority of the women are good looking.

"Nymphs Anonymous" is a league of women who...eh...just can't get enough! One woman tries to seduce everyone in her path; her husband, landlord, shrink and when that's not enough she calls for the FFF (Fast Fast Relief!) who arrives with two men. Her immortal comment: WHAT! ONLY TWO!? They accidential shots her husband and.......well you'll have to see for yourself. Badly shot & acted but who cares when those sleazy wacky juices are flowing! Another Something Weird Video to lose your mind to.