Once in a Lifetime

Sometimes the difference between a porn loop/stag film and a porn feature is simply running time. Such is the case with ONCE IN A LIFETIME, a cheap excuse for a movie.

This cornpone effort has a housewife having sex with the milkman, who keeps his black socks on, just like in the old stags. Her busty girlfriend visits and insists on sloppy seconds with the milkman, who provides a second money shot for the fans.

Poor sound recording spares us the details of the gals' chit-chat, leading to a threesome with a tall black pollster -giving the film its interracial sex quota in the bargain. The pollster's black female partner shows up as the housewife leaves and from then on its just revolving doors' sex and orgy action until hubby finally gets home and joins in. All pointless.

Muzak soundtrack steals mainly from the Beatles: "Nowhere Man", "Here Comes the Sun", "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away", "From Me to You" and "Help!", augmented by such pap as "Feelin' Groovy", "Gentle on My Mind", "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You", "Arrivederci Roma" and "Just an Old-Fashioned Love Song".