- [repeated line]
- Ashley 'Ashley A' Armbruster, Ashley 'Ashley B' Boulet, Ashley 'Ashley Q' Quinlan, Ashley 'Ashley T' Tomossian: Scandalous!
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: [receiving test scores] F? That's terrible!
- Gus: F! I'm so disappointed in myself!
- Gretchen: A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!
- Miss Alordayne Grotkey: Ok, so everyone who didn't do their homework last night will be challenged to a double load.
- [the class groans]
- Miss Alordayne Grotkey: And anyone who did their homework can have the night off.
- Gretchen: YES! WOOHOO!
- [realizes she's the only one cheering]
- Gretchen: Umm, I mean... Boo, the unfairness?
- Miss Muriel P Finster: I'd call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don't throw food. Except for monkeys. But you're not monkeys, are you? No, you're children, children who act like monkeys.
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Mikey, what are you doing?
- Mikey: Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey.