- Kibosh: I'm in charge here and nobody skips training, especially little snot noses named Carter!
- Snivel: That's uh, Casper, sir.
- Kibosh: Silence! When I want your help, I'll beat it out of you!
- Snivel: Of course, oh mellow one.
- Kibosh: Now, about this Caster.
- Snivel: Casper. Sorry.
- Kibosh: How would it look if I, the mighty Kibosh, let some wide-eyed rookie run loose without any schooling?
- Snivel: Very embarrassing, sir.
- Kibosh: Embarrassing? It's disgraceful! Almost as bad as losing track of those three worm-headed deserters! What were their names?
- Snivel: Stinky, Stretch and uh... Fatso, sir.
- Kibosh: When I find those slackers, I'll tie a sheepshank on their bedsheet butts!
- Snivel: Your blood pressure, oh stupendous one.
- Kibosh: I have no blood! Now, find me this Casper and bring his sorry hooky-playing tush back here immediately!
- Casper: Yeah, well, I'm glad one of us is happy.
- Chris Carson: Hey, Casper. Did you hear? Dad and I are going to the batting cage tonight.
- Casper: Then it's good I stopped by now. I just got the boot. So I'm leavin' town for good.
- Chris Carson: You can't leave. What's wrong?
- Casper: Oh, I'm a lousy ghost.
- Chris Carson: No, you're not. Look, you know how to go into stealth mode.
- Chris Carson: Big whoop. That's the only trick I know.
- Chris Carson: Didn't the trio help you?
- Casper: Nah. They dumped me. Seems I'm too nice to learn anything. So I'm not a human, I'm not a ghost. I'm a nothing.
- Chris Carson: Stop it. Look, if those three losers won't help you, then I will.
- Casper: Why waste your time?
- Chris Carson: 'Cause you're my pal.
- Casper: I am? Really?
- Chris Carson: Yeah. And buds gotta help each other, right?
- Casper: You couldn't help a dead alien fall over.
- Chris Carson: Very funny, marshmallowhead.
- Kibosh: This better be important.
- Snivel: [on the payphone] Casper's in Deedstown and you'll never guess who's with him!
- Kibosh: I hate guessing!
- [he slams the table]
- Kibosh: Snivel?
- Snivel: I'm sorry, your playful one. How foolish of me. The answer is the Ghostly Trio.
- Kibosh: You better not be wrong.
- Snivel: There's more! They're teaching Casper their own unorthodox... oh, may I say illegal ghostly techniques. They hope to use Casper to put you in your place.
- Kibosh: Don't even say those words! Those halloweenies can't out-teach me! Check on their progress. I want a full report tomorrow.
- Kibosh: Oh, it's worse. Way worse!
- Stretch, Stinky, Fatso: Kibosh?
- Kibosh: Count on it!
- Snivel: See? I told you they were here. I caught 'em red-handed!
- Kibosh: So, where is Chrysler?
- Snivel: Casper. Um, he's uh...
- Kibosh: Find him!
- Snivel: Ow! Yes, your backhandedness!
- Stinky: Big K. What a surprise!
- Stretch: You're looking eh... trim.
- Kibosh: Silence! I've been searching for you slackers far too long!
- [he traps the Trio in a cage]
- Stretch: Not the cage!
- Stinky: I hate the cage!
- Fatso: No legroom!
- Kibosh: Now to find your little protege Kanker. Hahahahaha!
- Kibosh: Once I grab that brat Capper, it's back to processing for all of you for some radical retraining.