- Guy Gardner: [Speaking about their leader, J'onn J'onzz] He's from another world. He has knowledge that surpasses our ideals of humanity.
- Barry Allen: I mean, also though, he's very wise about fathering us and choosing, and human instincts and stuff. I get alot from him.
- B.B. DaCosta: Haven't you felt like you appreciate more of the things that we have for us here in this, in our world?
- Guy Gardner: [Interrupting] And you know, he's green!
- Cheryl: Software salesmen don't have emergencies, Guy.
- Guy Gardner: That's a very common misconception.
- Barry Allen: [on speaking about his life] Ya know, I'm a nice guy I think. I like to go eat sushi sometimes, I like to go to the park, have a little picnic and stuff. Ya know... I got alot of time on my hands these days I guess.
- Barry Allen: [after eating an entire table of food] Sorry, metabolism's on the fritz again.
- Guy Gardner: It's always on the fritz.
- Tori Olafsdotter: Nice can be sexy.
- Ray Palmer: Can you say that...
- [to camera]
- Ray Palmer: Can she say that again?
- Guy Gardner: [On relationships and super-heroics] Every time I get to the point where I might be able to commit to a woman, somthing happens and takes that opportunity away. And they don't understand. It's very hard for me to get through to them that I have obligations, ya know, I have to save people. But, how do you tell them that?
- Barry Allen: Oh, by the way, I got that stain out.
- Ray Palmer: Oh, great! How'd you do that?
- Barry Allen: I Flash-ed it out!