- Arthur Jones: [the words "TORNADO WARNING" are flashing on the TV screen] What does that thing mean?
- Dan Hatch: It basically means we're in deep trouble.
- Stacey Jones: [Stacy and Ronnie notice Danny and Arther wrestling on the ground] I hope I'm not interrupting anything too... macho?
- Dan Hatch: No no... we were, just uh... testing the ground.
- Arthur Jones: Yeah!
- Dan Hatch: Nice and soft.
- Stacey Jones: Hmm.
- Arthur Jones: So uh, did Mom and Dad leave yet?
- Stacey Jones: Yeah, big romantic weekend out on the lake.
- Dan Hatch: So, uh, who's looking after you guys?
- Stacey Jones: I'm in charge.
- Arthur Jones: What could happen?
- Stacey Jones: Well, you could get sick eating too much pizza and destroy the living room carpet.
- [Dan and Arthur laugh]
- Arthur Jones: Just because you're a health freak, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a little pizza every now and then.
- Jack Hatch: [Jack Hatch sees Dan and calls over to him] Hey, Danny! Saw you walking your bike.
- Dan Hatch: Yeah, well, I fell off.
- Jack Hatch: Well, you should have got right back on, kept riding right?
- Dan Hatch: Why? I mean it was completely out of it.
- Jack Hatch: Because, Dan it is important to finish the things you start.
- Dan Hatch: Look, it's just a dumb bike race.
- Jack Hatch: No, no, it's not just about what *it* is, it's about who *you* are.
- Dan Hatch: Look, I'm not an ath, alright? And we know that for sure, OK?
- Jack Hatch: Danny...
- [Danny walks away from him but Jack follows Dan]
- Jack Hatch: Look, talent is God-given but commitment that's something you have to give yourself. Look, I hate to see you quit something that you haven't finished.
- Dan Hatch: You know what? I hate it when you do this.
- Jack Hatch: Do what?
- Dan Hatch: This! What you're doing right now!
- Jack Hatch: All that I'm doing right now, is I am telling you what I know is true, you need to get on that bike and you need to finish this race.
- Dan Hatch: Look at the bike, look, the wheel is completely out of wack!
- Jack Hatch: [yelling] I don't care if you have to drag the bike across the finish line! Now you get on it and finish that race that you started!
- Jenny: What happened?
- Arthur Jones: He crashed and burned.
- Dan Hatch: [to Arthur] Hey, I can speak for myself, thanks.
- [to Jenny]
- Dan Hatch: Crashed and burned.
- Jenny: [laughs] Well, at least you didn't get hurt.
- Dan Hatch: I'll just have to find a new sport.
- Arthur Jones: Hm. Only sport you haven't failed at is yo-yo.
- Dan Hatch: Shut up.
- Dan Hatch: Wanna play Nintendo?
- Arthur Jones: Um, sure, but let's some more of that pie first.
- [Arthur opens the door]
- Dan Hatch: Are you always hungry?
- Arthur Jones: Can't play Nintendo on an empty stomach. Heh. Ha ha.
- Dan Hatch: God.