Vampire Vixens from Venus

I'm a big fan of low budget B movies and this one starts out ok, 3 Aliens from space who transform themselves into 3 sexy Babes. The cops are so goofy and many of the other actors are too. The English officer is trying to be funny like Inspector Clouseau. The Girls are supposed to be Vampires I guess they are drawing energy from people's bodies. It's sorta funny in parts but it's mostly boring. This reminds me of those discount rental tapes you could get for a couple of dollars at the Video store.

I suppose they call them VAMPIRE vixens for the alliteration, 'cause that's the ONLY connection to the myth. Oh, maybe also 'cause they gotta suck to get what they're after. Hey - that quite adequately describes this movie: It sucks. I wouldda given this an "awful" 'cept that the babes look pretty good (when they don't sport their native Venusian appearance). The plot has the gals seeking a substance produced by men when they're at the height of arousal. Hmmm - wonder what THAT could be? Thereafter, the guys become unrecognizable blobs, investigated by the police. This premise notwithstanding, there's not much sex, so, don't expect THAT, either; although a few of the creature faces might be interesting. As for some other elements: amateurishly acted; very poorly written; chintzy audio. Methinks you'll be extremely disappointed if you spend any time and/or money on this bummer.

I picked up this movie from Amazon a while ago. I was in the mood to see what b movie actress Michelle Bauer had been up to. Unfortunately I picked this thing up.

The basic story goes...there are these aliens that have come to earth to harvest a drug that is illegal in space as well. Human males produce this stuff at the height of sexual arousal, at which time the aliens (beautifully portrayed by three vixens one being JJ North) suck this stuff out of the men leaving them like raisins.

Some funny moments in this movie but the detective's slapstick and stupid humour really made this movie stink. Michelle Bauer isn't the star I thought she was in this movie, but she does have an okay role as well.

This is a campy teen T & A movie with a very annoying detective in it.

This movie hits two lows -- it's got to be both the worst sex comedy and worst sex sci fi all rolled into one.

The three so-called vampires from Venus have hot bodies with giant implants the size of Ethiopia, but oddly, I didn't even recognize Michelle Bauer as one of them!

The acting also hits a new low.

So does the annoying music that is a complete distraction.

Needless to say, the direction is just the pits.

And then there's the title. Vampire Vixens? They don't seem to be Vampires at all. The endowed babes put some sort of electrical device on a guy's head and it appears that his innards get sucked out until he turns into something that looks like a pretty big raisin.

Then they dump them, but the raisin is still moving after they are found so is he still alive in some way?

I was going to shut this off because it was so bad but then I realized that Charlie Callas was in it so I waited. What on earth was he doing in this movie? Needed the money, or had to do a favor for Vito? If you're not watching carefully, you'll miss him.