- Ben: If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy!
- Ben: Pigeon, winged cloak of gray, In the city's hellish maw One glance & you fly away Your grace holds me in awe
- Ben: [after killing a black man] Here's our golden opportunity to see if that legend about their size is true. Rémy, pull his pants down. We'll know in a jiffy. Good Lord! He's really well hung. You can wrap it up now. It's disgusting. The kid's barely 18 and already hung like a polar bear.
- Remy (Reporter): In a kingdom by the sea..along clear gulfs..and plump waves, to stop the waves, and flying fish, gliding like gulls, and plankton to your heart's content, And red salmon leaping from the heavens, the sourjellyfiish and purple seaweed, and the winter's kelp... Nothing shall stop me from calling your name... Sea, Sea, Sea, O cruel mother, Oh, say, can you see... What are you waiting for, douche bag, high tide?