Bikini Car Wash

Okay, so it's not AMERICAN BEAUTY and it didn't win any awards... but this damn film is a beauty to watch. Just turn down the volume in spots (the cheesy sound effects get annoying) and just enjoy the wonderful - and naked - beauties on the screen.

Nearly 10 years after this American Classic hit the video stores, it can now be purchased on DVD. Or, wait for its next run on late-night cable.

I don't care what anybody thinks. This was the first DVD I bought, and I don't give a damn what anybody thinks of that. I didn't buy it because it was Shakespeare, I bought it because I wanted to see some hot babes on the screen, and I don't like so-called adult flicks (porn).

There's not much here. Hot girls who can't act parade their bodily assets on screen with a thin layer of plot and story to cover up the expose. I have to admit, these were the kind of people I grew up with in California a couple of decades before, when Hard Rock was king, and stingray Corvettes, large vans with elaborate paint schemes and American sports cars were all the rage.

This was the culture I knew. Did I love it? Not then. But I miss it now.

Look, this movie's garbage. There's little if anything redeeming here. But the women, except for the strippers, are pretty decent looking. The sequel I think has better looking girls. Miss Ducati I guess tried to get a real acting career going, but I guess it never got drilled into her head that talent, not looks, carries you in the arts.

I've got my favorites. Not soft porn, strictly T-n-A. A good watch for all red-white-n-blue blooded American males.

WATCH IT! HAVE FUN!

Kristi Ducati shines her brightest in this one. Oh, Man! She is FINE! There is plenty of nudity with some very attractive chicks, some lame rock songs current for that time in the 90's, and at least a reasonable plot. Did I really say that? I'd invest in a bikini car wash too if Kristi would take her top off for me. The last sex scene is the best though with her on top. She could ride me anytime.

This movie would definitely go on my "B-movie Hall Of Fame" list. It's just good on so many levels. Sure, the main purpose is to show nude women, but other than that it also has some good comedic moments, semi-dramatic moments, and even a dose of mystery as you try to find out who the notorious FLASHER is. Even eight years after it was released, and at least six years since I first saw it, I still enjoy watching this movie anytime it's on TV. Highly recommended by me.

This movie is on my top 10 list as one of the best late-night, straight-to-video Cinemax movies of all time. It follows the STSWB (save the something with breasts) formula, but it does it so well you almost forget it's not a real movie. The plot is simple: Corn-fed nephew comes to L.A. to visit uncle, uncle having trouble keeping car wash in the black, nephew concocts a scheme to raise enough money to keep car wash in a very limited amount of time using busty women in bikinis. If you've seen this movie (or even if you haven't), you've seen one like it. The comedy in this film is classic low-budget humor....lots of bikini tops bursting, weird background sound effects, and comic relief from the really dumb blonde! Definitely a must-see on those cold Saturday nights in the winter.