Campfire Tales

When I watched this movie three years ago at TV I thought it was going to be a turkey. that´s was perhaps the reason why I enjoyed it. This extremely cheap but effective movie is divided in several stories and I can remark specially two of them: "Satan Claus" a terrific Christmas story and one chapter in which a guy arrives to an island searching for a treasure and becomes the victim of a group of pirate zombies, but the other two stories are also funny and you can watch some gore here(not very much), so, what more can you expect? If you are a fan, rent it and you will have a lot of fun.

It was many years ago that I saw this movie and I haven't seen it recently so I am working off of old memories here but I seem to remember that this was a fairly gory, low budget, short story movie with Gunnar Henson (Leatherface) telling the stories. The first story is an old classic about a guy and a girl in a car going out to a lovers lane type place. They get attacked by a man with a hook and you can probably guess the rest. The second story is about two guys who smoke too much weed and end up falling apart because of it (litterally). The second story is about a killer Santa Claus (always hilarious) and the last story is about a pirate looking for lost gold on an island filled with zombies. This was a rather entertaining film even if it is blatantly obvious that it was on almost no budget. I enjoyed it and I am sure if you took the time to look the movie up you will enjoy it also.

Campfire Stories (1991)

This is very low budget movie, the movie did look cheap, I don't let that get in the way, As this turn out to be really decent after all,

3 boys about 12-14 years old go camping and then Bum or Home less man Join in and then he tell them 3 Stories

The first story is about Young couple who making out, in the woods hear on the radio that a murderer with a hook on his right hand, as escaped from the local insane asylum , So boy takes to her Home.

This story wasn't to bad but It didn't feel creepy at all but there decent a mount of blood in this story, Which made it more watch able. 4/10

Next story was about two stoner's who are looking for some drug and run into this strange guy who's selling these drugs.

They take but next day, they notice them are rotting away, slowly before try to get more before they rot away.

The effect was not bad, very decent for low budget movie, 5/10

3rd story is about Man who come home for Christmas soon, he want is mother money, so he kills her by pushing her down the stairs so he leaves and goes to brother house to watch his kids

One kids tell story evil Santa Claus known as "Satan Claus look who comes and punishes those who do evil things.

When kids go to bed and then he stalked by someone, until come face to face with Satan Claus

This story sound really good, they could I have done a lot more then that, Satan Claus was not that scary at all

The acting was not that good in that story and it wasn't really that bloody at all. 3/10

The Fourth and Finally story was pirate, who been shipwrecked and another Man warn the pirate about Zombie pirate if find the buried treasure but I as didn't care for what man said , he digs anyone and finds it.

Soon Zombie pirate are out to get him and they don't look bad at all, they some make up effect looked really decent and some looks a bit odd but I don't think there scary at all.

Then boys goes sleep and there is a little small twist, which anyone could see coming.

None of the stories were that scary or creepy at all they just watch able

I give this movie 4 out of 10

"Campfire Tales" (1991) is no where near being a great horror flick: the acting is- for the most part- not the best and one can clearly see right off the bat that it is a low budget picture. And yet, the movie manages to somehow be entertaining. The movie centers around three teenagers who are camping out in the woods when town drunk Ralph (Gunnar Hansen who manages to play the role of storyteller pretty good) tells them four tales: one about a murderer with a hook for a hand, one that is an obvious tribute to "Reefer Madness" (with a more graphic image, mind you), another about Satan Claus (my personal favorite of the bunch), and one about a marooned pirate who learns the price of treachery. Even with the shoe string budget, the film crew manages to do a decent production job with each individual story in the areas of tone, lighting, bizarre music, and (again, considering that this is a low budget movie) very well done makeup. I'll admit, I'm a sucker when it comes to anthologies (especially now that nobody seems to make them anymore) but if you're like me and you like to see the filmmakers put some effort into their work (especially if they're working on a low budget) then check out "Campfire Tales". PS: Not to be confused with the 1997 version. Also, this movie is available on you tube but just to give fair warning, you will have to put up with a software water mark on the screen. However, with the movie's charm, you might not notice it after a while.

Three young boys are told four very eerie Campfire Tales by a creepy homeless man who make have a few dark secrets of his own..

The movie begins with three kids by a campfire, feels very much like the "Are You Afraid of the Dark" midnight society crew. An old man all of a sudden pops up looking for warmth from their fire, startling the kids. They all sit by the fire and the old man begins telling them scary stories that he claims are real.

The first story is your typical girl and guy park their car in the middle of nowhere to make out. It's Halloween night, and the young couple hears over the radio that a serial killer named "The Hook" has escaped a psych ward. The girl Susan (feeling scared) begs her boyfriend to leave and take her home, which he does. The Hook attacks the two of them leading to a bloody and very predictable ending.

The second tale involves two guys who love to smoke pot. While driving around, they pick up some guy off the street who tells them that he can find them weed off of some guy named Frank. Once they start lighting up some of his stash, they discover the pot they're smoking has some devastating results to their overall health. Easily the weakest of the four tales.

The third scary story is a holiday horror themed tale. An ungrateful man named Steve comes home on Christmas Eve. He makes a point that he needs money when his mother mentions her inheritance. Steve murders his mother by pushing her down a flight of stairs. Everything is lining up according to his plan, until an evil Santa Claus figure decides to give him a Christmas present he'll never forget. My favourite of all the tales for sure.

The fourth and final story is about a pirate who ends up shipwrecked on an seemingly deserted island. He learns that there is some buried treasure on the island somewhere, but it is guarded by zombies. The pirate of course ignores the warning and steals the treasure, only to discover that the warning was very real.

Campfire Tales is a very low budget horror film, and the quality of the movie shows how low budget it truly is. I have an old VHS tape of this movie and it's hard to see much of what is going on in the dark. I will say there was something super chilling about how bad the quality of the tape was when watching some of the scary moments, especially in the first story. The grittiness of the tape added to the overall creep factor, it looked way more like an early 80's movie and not one made in 1991.

The acting is extremely average in all of the stories and wraparound story. The best thing about Campfire Tales is the obvious passion that the writers and directors have for the horror genre. It's hard to rate the overall film higher than a 4, but a lot of credit goes to the filmmakers for putting together a decent watch on a no budget. I recommend giving it a viewing for the third story alone which I found the most entertaining of the bunch.

4/10