- Richard Rascal Moore: [a German fighter has just passed extremely close under the belly of the plane, right past Rascal] That guy had blue eyes!
- Luke Sinclair: Fuel gauge is shot. How long can we fly on one engine?
- Dennis Dearborn: I don't know. I guess we'll find out.
- Eugene McVey: [searching through the barracks] Has anyone seen my Saint Anthony's medal?
- Sgt. Danny "Danny Boy" Daly: Isn't he the patron saint of lost things?
- Eugene McVey: Yeah, I can't find it.
- Sgt. Danny "Danny Boy" Daly: Hey guys, we're delayed. There's cloud cover over the target.
- Sgt. Jack Bocci: Aw, son of a bitch!
- Richard Rascal Moore: SNAFU! Situation normal...
- Sgt. Danny "Danny Boy" Daly, Sgt. Jack Bocci, Richard Rascal Moore: All fucked up!
- Dennis Dearborn: And if we don't drop these bombs right in the pickle barrel there are going to be a lot of innocent people killed.
- Luke Sinclair: What's the difference? They're all Nazis!
- Richard Rascal Moore: Uh, we ain't going to Krautville. Our plane's broke.
- Eugene McVey: No, it's fixed.
- Richard Rascal Moore: Christ, let's go break it.
- [Danny takes a picture of jack shaving]
- Sgt. Jack Bocci: Awwwww No! I can see it, I get back home, I'm doin' it to the wife, the door breaks open and theres Danny takin' a picture!
- Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger: [the cockpit is covered in blood and the pilots are shouting] Sir!, It's Tomato Soup!
- Lt. Phil Lowenthal: [in a drunken stupor] I don't want to die. I DON'T WANNA DIE! I don't wanna die...
- Lt.Col. Bruce Derringer: [voiceover] This is the religious one. There's always a religious one. "Eugene McVey from Cleveland." There's always one from Cleveland. "Nineteen, high-strung, always coming down with something." How'd he get in this bunch?
- [Danny takes a picture of Eugene dancing with a young woman]
- Sgt. Danny "Danny Boy" Daly: [smiles] Hey Genie! I'm sending this to you wife!
- Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger: I know exactly what I'm gonna do...
- Richard Rascal Moore: Oh God, Virg, if I have to hear one more word about that stupid restaurant...
- Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger: It's not stupid! At least I've got a plan! What are you gonna do after the war, huh?
- Richard Rascal Moore: Come to your restaurant and rob it!
- Dennis Dearborn: [Gene nervously fires at German fighters while they are still out of range] I said hold your fire!
- Sgt. Jack Bocci: [Mocking] Hahaha, that was Genie the Weenie.
- Eugene McVey: Shut up, Jackass!
- Richard Rascal Moore: Hey is that your new plane out there?
- Stan the Rookie: Yeah, Mother and Country.
- Richard Rascal Moore: Mother and Country?
- [everyone together]
- Richard Rascal Moore: Awwww!
- Stan the Rookie: We had our first practice today.
- Richard Rascal Moore: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
- Stan the Rookie: Well, we need a couple more. If you guys have any advice...?
- Sgt. Jack Bocci: Yeah, get a gun, shoot yourself in the foot, and go home!
- Eugene McVey: Now, that's good advice!
- Richard Rascal Moore: Hey, are those size eights? How about leaving a little will saying when you get your ass shot off on your first mission that those nice, shiny new pumps come to me, huh?