- Jacquouille la Fripouille: Don't drink it
- [the potion]
- Jacquouille la Fripouille: , Sire! You might turn into a frog, a bat, a goat, or a nun's arse!
- Godefroy de Papincourt, Comte de Montmirail: You're right. Drink first!
- Jacquouille la Fripouille: Me?
- Godefroy de Papincourt, Comte de Montmirail: Let's see if you turn into a nun's arse. If you do, I'll seek revenge.
- Intern Beauvin: Your patient is very dangerous - he nearly tore my scrotum apart.
- Jacquouille la Fripouille: Limp scrotum! Limp scrotum!
- [laughs]