- [Juana is helping Pablo stage a home invasion and robbery]
- Juana: Idiot. Come on, the gag! A napkin over my mouth, tied tightly. Come on, gag me.
- Nicholas: Among writers, there's a tradition of killing wives.
- Dña. Paquita: Really? I didn't know.
- Nicholas: William Burroughs shot his wife. Louis Althusser strangled his.
- Dña. Paquita: How terrible! I don't know them. They're not Spanish, are they?
- Nicholas: No.
- Dña. Paquita: You wouldn't kill your wife?
- Nicholas: No, but people suspected it.
- Kika: I see you liked women a lot. If you would've met me, you might've fallen in love with me. Me with you, surely. I haven't been very selective, Ramón. I've shacked up in the worst joints. I wonder what's with me? I always get the weirdos. A good heart and a good dick and I fall in love.
- Ramón: Very good, Claudia. I wanna see your face enjoying. Very good, that's it. Very good. More! Claudia. We're making love! Chin down. Very well. Really enjoy it, Claudia. Come on. Fuck! Once more! Claudia, that's it. Very good. More! Even more. Let's try again. Very good.
- Kika: Even the most banal woman looks intelligent and sparkling with lashes. Eyelashes are great. I'm all for them! Hail the eyelashes!
- Kika: Your stepfather is another ball game. He's so strange. But, he's American and a writer. Great in bed, though, very sexy. He called me today. I came here thinking I was going to get laid. Honestly, I mean, I'm making up a corpse. That's okay 'cause I like you; but, then, I don't know if I'll get laid or not. There's no atmosphere, no wake, no family, no - I don't see a deadly atmosphere. It all seems very American to me.
- Andrea Caracortada: In the masked group of repentants was Pablo Mendez, better known by his stage name, Paul Bazzo. Remember "Dickotherapy" and "Spill the Sperm"? That's Paul Bazzo! Famous porno actor was serving time for crimes against public health. Jail authorities granted him a permit to fulfill a promise to his village saint.
- Andrea Caracortada: [reading aloud from Nicholas' draft novel] "Killing is like cutting our toenails. At first, thinking about it makes you lazy. When you cut them, you discover it's quicker than you imagined. You think a long time will pass before doing it again. But when you least expect it, they've grown again." What a wonderful paragraph! You can't define more precisely the natural passion to kill.
- Nicholas: I should've known. You've always liked to snoop. I often discovered you behind our bedroom door when I made love with your mother.
- Andrea Caracortada: A man who kills a woman with a vase after she's sung in the moonlight is capable of anything.
- [last lines]
- Chico Carretera: Go for it! After the wedding, we'll bop till we drop!
- Kika: You've convinced me! Get the map and find the way.
- Chico Carretera: Don't need one, I'll point you in the right direction.
- Kika: I actually need some pointing in the right direction.