- Guisman: [to Billy and Jimmy as he's being taken away by the cops] You think I'M bad, wait'll you meet my lawyers!
- Guisman: I just want total domination of one major American City! Is that too much to ask for? Is it? Is it? Huh?
- Billy Lee: [reads Sign] "Caution: Watch Your Step." Watch your step?
- [falling, screaming, landing, looking about them]
- Jimmy Lee: [surrounded by angry martial arts children] Great! The Power Corps are midgets.
- Marian Delario, Power Corps Chief: You need some help? Why didn't you guys use the stairs?
- Billy Lee: [pointedly to Jimmy] "Please use other door."
- Jimmy Lee: [possessed by Koga Shuko] Do you know the story of Romulus and Remus - sons of Mars, God of war?
- Billy Lee: [speaking to his half of the Dragon Medallion] If you're waiting for an emergency, this is it.
- Jimmy Lee: The brothers were abandoned and raised by wolves. Together, they built the great city of Rome.
- Billy Lee: [to Koga Shuko] Shadow Demon, you shall not pass.
- Jimmy Lee: In a quarrel, Romulus killed Remus.
- Guisman: Thousands of years ago in ancient China, an evil army of Shadow Warriors terrorized the great city of Changsa. To save his people, the good king sacrificed himself to create a mystical medallion. Realizing the ultimate powers of the medallion, the king split it in half. To one son, he gave the power over body; to the other, the power over the soul. This is the legend of the Double Dragon.
- Smartass Mohawk: [peering through an eyehole] I can see you!
- Jimmy Lee: No, you can't!
- [shoves broom handle through eyehole]
- Bo Abobo #1: This thing'll kill me.
- Guisman: Perhaps. But I consider you like a son, Abobo. And like a son, I can always have another.
- Maniac Leader: Well, who is this hungus bogosity who says he's gonna unite the gangs?
- Wild One: Nobody knows who he is. He's totally hollow, but he's spreading the goods around, and if we don't jack in, we'll all be vapor!
- Maniac Leader: What is he, nuts? Maniacs don't take orders from anybody! Do we mind-share?
- Smartass Mohawk: [checking his computer for the identities of the people in the car ahead of them] Hey, we know these guys! It's the Lee brothers, Ug and Home, ha-ha.
- Bo Abobo #1: Who?
- Billy Lee: [in the car ahead] Make a right on Wilshire.
- Bo Abobo #1: Oh, I get it - UG-Lee, HOME-Lee. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
- Jimmy Lee: Don't you think it's time you told us about the dragon?
- Satori Imada: Your father was in the excavation when it collapsed. He gave this to me in Changsha, with a warning. He said the mystical powers of the dragon are far too dangerous for one person to possess. When he died, I made a promise to myself that I'd look after you two and the medallion.
- Jimmy Lee: It doesn't look dangerous.
- Satori Imada: I broke it in half. I kept one piece with me and hid the other where no one will ever find it.
- Billy Lee: Jimmy's underwear?
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