Deadbolt - A Morte Está em Casa

Well i was flicking through channels on SKY when i came across a movie called Deadbolt on the Horror Channel,to be honest its more Psychological than horror in my opinion.But its good,i reckon anyway,and no i haven't seen misery,but Deadbolt is good.I am surprised its 12 years old,for a Film made in 1993 its pretty good picture.I haven't really heard of any of the actors in Deadbolt seems to me most of them are just Groupies including Alec Baldwin by groupies i mean people who walk around in the background while a big scene is happening,or actors that take little short lived parts in the film.

I will be watching!

Marty (Justine Bateman of Family Ties) is searching for a roommate after someone breaks into her place. After her first choice is found murdered, she lets psychotic Alec (Adam Baldwin, known for NOT being one of the Baldwin brothers) move in. At first he seems too good to be true and they enjoy a romantic tryst, much to the chagrin of Marty's jealous over-protective ex-boyfriend. Then he begins to show his true colors.

This movie was an extremely generic, strictly by-the-book thriller. Woman-in-peril? check. Jealous suspicious ex-lover? Check Romantic affair with a guy whom turns out to be nuts? Double check.And as such, it's extremely predictable. You know how they're going to get from point A to point B to C. So no tension to be had, leading to boredom and apathy to why you even watched this lame film in the first place.

My Grade: D

I used to like the character the Justine Bateman played in that Michael Fox sitcom...She was like a small jewel that plays relief to the main stone of the setting. Now she's supposed to be the main stone but in my opinion doesn't even come close to rising to the occasion. She's pale and confused. Sometimes I thought that she paused long enough before responding to effect complete break in character...has she forgotten her lines? So, what seemed a very shallow made for TV movie, was made even less exciting by a pretty slack performance. Nothing worth a real analysis here. Just don't waste your time.

Seriously though, had all the good titles been taken by all the countless other "psychopath gets close to common person" flicks? This holds no surprises, other than perhaps the fact that it ends so abruptly that it might be more like stopping. If you've seen a single one of these(and let's face it, that's probably the full amount of actually great ones in this overpopulated sub-genre to thriller), you've seen them all. The clichés are riddled throughout the generic script. Every other line of Baldwin #64 could, indeed, be accompanied by orchestral stings that signify evil and you might not even notice it. They try too hard, and it winds up being distractingly unrealistic as opposed to creepy. The acting is poor, with the kid definitely being the worst(she's also got the least tolerable role). There are numerous instances of characters(who, by the way, are entirely forgettable and unbelievably bland) reacting however the scene requires them to. Much like Whispers, which appears to be the only other thing by director Jackson that I've watched, this just holds next to no interesting or memorable elements. It's been done before, and it is far superior elsewhere. There is some disturbing content and a bit of violence in this. I recommend this solely to big fans of the cast and crew. 6/10

How do you make a crappy made for TV movie? Simple..

Take one ounce of single woman

Make sure she is fresh from a bad divorce

Put her in a empty flat

Mix in a handsome lodger with a dodgy history

Stir until sparks fly

Add in a sprinkling of suspicious best friend, jealous ex-husband etc.

Beat the dish thoroughly until sprinkling is quickly gone

Insert just a pinch of secret evidence about lodger's past

Be sure to place evidence near to woman

Knead the dough flat into a final conclusion

Keep doing this for a rather tedious 20 minutes

Chuck it in the oven, and voilà! You have yourself a nice overcooked thriller!

Unfortunately, this recipe is rather hard to swallow under normal circumstances. But if your tastes are extremely low, or you like high fat foods with no filling, then this is the perfect dish for you! Be warned though, if you have an allergy to bad acting, or suffer from an inability to suspend disbelief, this probably doesn't come recommended. Try a nice orange soufflé instead, or just get some sleep.

Thank you for attending today's cookery class. Next week.. how to boil an egg! See you soon.. 3/10