- Johnny Suede: Suede is a funny thing. It's rough but soft. It's strong but quiet, and doesn't wrinkle. And it doesn't crack, and it doesn't stand out so much in a crowd of leather and vinyl. You don't notice it at first, but once you do, you can't take your eyes off of it, and you wonder how in the hell you ever overlooked it in the first place.
- Johnny Suede: [to the hand] Cut the caveman act man, don't you know you hold onto something tightest with an open hand?