- [Marie, a vampire, after seeing Mafia types in the paper]
- Marie: I was sad, I was starved. It was time to treat myself. Then I though - "What about... Italian!"
- Sal Macelli: What's this?
- Gilly: It's a - a toaster.
- Sal Macelli: It's a Toast-R-Oven. Whoa. Hey, it's a nice one. A lot of buttons. Hit this button, pops open. You could put anything in here. A slice of pizza; pastry. You pop it in, comes out. Crust is crisp. Microwave don't do that. You ever tried cooking calzone in a microwave? Comes out like a limp dick.
- Marie: When you are alone eternally, you live for the comfort of the senses: food, sex. I'd become very selective and it was getting harder for me to find food, even living in the city. My choosiness about food cost me my lover, and without him there is no sex.
- Marie: [about Macelli] If you had just left him to me, I would have stopped him before he fled. Now he's a hundred times more dangerous.
- Joe: Who did Macelli eat?
- Marie: Some guy named Manny. An innocent person dead because *you* screwed up!
- Joe: Manny Bergman? He wasn't so innocent. He's a lawyer.
- Marie: Maybe he's not dead. Maybe I have to finish him too.
- Joe: Or what? He becomes like Macelli, or he becomes like you?
- Marie: Macelli's nothing like me! He's a cold-blooded killer!
- Joe: And what are you?
- Pathologist: Some nights there's so much farting and belching in here, it's like being in a ballpark.
- Sal Macelli: Prepare yourself for a little bit of Heaven.
- [presents a dish of mussels and garlic]
- Marie: Non for me thanks.
- Sal Macelli: Hey, mangia, mangia. You're a good looking broad but I gotta tell you, a little meat on the bones it never goes out of style. Mussels and garlic, from Munafo's for Christ's sake, come on.
- News Photographer: Let's go! Move it!
- Joe: What's the rush?
- News Photographer: Macelli's car smashed into a gas station in Shadyside.
- Joe: What was the meat wagon doing up there?
- News Photographer: Macelli was driving!