- Princess Evie: Oh, so you rob from the rich, and give to the poor?
- Deathstalker: No, I rob from the rich, and pretty much keep it for myself.
- Princess Evie: I'm Evie.
- Deathstalker: Deathstalker.
- Princess Evie: Deathstalker? Is that your first name or your last name?
- Pirate: And last but not least a real find, Buddy 'Footstool' Laroza, only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality
- Princess Evie: What's the matter?
- Deathstalker: Nothing, I just think there's a time and a places for everything.
- Princess Evie: Well the top half of you might think it's the wrong time, but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
- Deathstalker: Ordinarily I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating, if she deserves it, but this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
- Deathstalker: You have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the prince of thieves.
- Princess Evie: IT IS EARLY IN THE MORNING!