Massacre no Colégio

Saw this film years ago on video and found a cheap copy of it recently.Yeah i know they're not exactly the right age for the parts they're playing and of course most of the cast can't disguise their British accents but i still like it for a laugh!

Some of the murder scenes are inventive though how did he know they'd end up on the bed or taking a bath???!!!!

Ending is a bit strange and sorry to hear about the suicide of the guy who played Marty.Otherwise an enjoyable film not to be taken seriously!

This film is the epitome of bad 80's slasher films: a decent idea that comes out really bad and rips off good slasher films in the process.

Marty, the stereotypical high-school nerd, is horribly disfigured in an accident caused by a prank gone too far. Years later, Marty invites the pranksters back to their old high school for a reunion. One by one, Marty stalks and murders them.

Sounds pretty good but given the bad script, bad acting, bad special effects and no trace of suspense, the film is nothing but a cheesy gore-fest littered with numerous plot holes. The illogical behavior of the characters is bad enough, but the dialogue is just plain painful to witness. Even if you like bad B-movies, this one is still awful.

I paid $1 for this movie in one of those dollar stores and would really like my money back.

"Slaughter High" is, perhaps, the most underrated slasher flick of the 1980s. It is one of the few films in the genre that is enthralling throughout. That being said, it also relies heavily on the standard slasher formula: A group of young men and women get killed one by one gruesomely until the final showdown.

The reason why "Slaughter High" stands above most movies in its genre is that it goes more over-the-top. Marty, the killer, has good reason to hold a grudge against his former classmates. They electrocuted him as he stood naked in a girl's locker room shower, jabbed at his crotch with a javelin, and, to top it off, rigged his science lab experiment so it could disfigure him.

So, the victims in this movie are about as unlikeable as you get. When they reunite years later -- at a high school reunion put on by Marty himself -- you realize they haven't matured all that much. They're a bunch of sociopaths.

It is mind-boggling why they would not wonder why they were the only ones to show up to the reunion, which, by the way, is held at a school that has since fell into disrepair. And who would think it's a good idea to drink beer and liquor found in the abandoned building in a room that happens to have their old lockers -- as well as Marty's -- on display? There are many leaps of faith the viewer needs to take to enjoy this film. The ending makes little or no sense. And the screenwriters have a strange understanding of how April Fool's Day works: The movie claims that pranks are no longer allowed after noon.

In all, the movie is one of the best examples of the slasher genre, despite all of its flaws. It is hard to understand why it hasn't yet found its way to DVD, when so many other run-of-the-mill slasher flicks are graced with special editions.

Stephen Minasian and Dick Randall, who also helped to bring us the original "Friday the 13th" and the notorious "Pieces", strike again with more ridiculous 80s slasher cheese. Cruel high school students play a prank on pathetic Marty (Simon Scuddamore), after which he becomes permanently disfigured. 10 years later, these same jerks attend their high school reunion, despite the fact that they're the only ones who show up, and the school looks like it's been shut for years. It seems that Marty, who now wears a joker / jester costume, is out for some sweet revenge, and fortunately for him, his victims tend to be *idiots*!

Minasian and Randall sure know how to give the audience what they want. Randall (who also appears on screen, as Caroline Munros' agent) deliver to us nudity, gore, creative kills - a spiked beer, electrocution, an acid bath - and some genuine atmosphere in this fairly enjoyable flick. The good thing is that the three credited writers / directors (George Dugdale, Mark Ezra, and Peter Mackenzie Litten), know full well that their film is blatantly cheesy, that their script is not so hot, and that the majority of their actors are not overflowing with talent. Perhaps the oddest touch is seeing veteran British sex symbol Caroline Munro play one of the worlds' oldest high school students. As usual, she's a joy to look at, and she must do most of the running around (and screaming) while the demented Marty stays close on her tail.

Dugdale, Ezra, and Litten waste little time, getting to the humiliation of Marty quickly, and rarely offering a let-up until the end. Overall, this is an amiable slasher that is never taken really seriously, and it creates good vibes for its entire 91 minute run time.

Young Scuddamore is memorable as the antagonist, although he sadly committed suicide in real life after the picture was released, so he was never able to see this picture become a sort-of cult favourite over the last three decades.

Seven out of 10.

This was a movie that I feel like I saw the cover at the one of the local video stores, but for whatever reason I never checked out. It really took podcasts to hear about it. I will admit though, it wasn't one that really stuck with me though as I came in pretty blind. It was on my list of films to see and decided to check it out as part of Side Quest Podcast. The synopsis is eight people are invited to their old high school for their ten-year reunion where a fellow former student, disfigured from a prank gone wrong, is out to seek revenge.

We start by seeing the outside of a high school. There's a track meet that is about to start and we cut inside. Marty (Simon Scuddamore) is a nerd who believes that he's going to hook up with the gorgeous Carol (Caroline Munro). She takes him to the girl's locker room and he's leery about going in for fear of getting in trouble. She does convince him though. After he strips naked, he learns that it is a prank. It seems to be led by Skip (Carmine Iannaccone), but helping out is Stella (Donna Yeager), Joe (Gary Martin), Frank (Billy Hartman), Ted (Michael Safran), Carl (John Segal), Nancy (Kelly Baker) and Susan (Sally Cross). They're interrupted though by a coach, Marc Smith, who punishes them with detention.

They're quite upset about this, but aren't done yet. A joint is given to Marty to make up for what happened. It seems like there's seeds in it. I've never experienced what he is, but I'm assuming that is what is happening. It pops and causes him to go into a coughing fit. He leaves the room and Skip sneaks away. Marty is doing a chemistry experiment where Skip puts some drops of something into a mixture he's made. It ends in disaster as an explosion happens with Marty being burned by fire as well as by nitric acid.

We then shift 10 years into the future. Carol is now an actress and her agent wants her to be in a horror movie. She declines and states she would rather go to her high school reunion. She isn't the only one that is coming back for it. The whole gang gets back together and goes to the school like the invitation states. The problem is that the school looks condemned. It doesn't stop them from breaking in though.

Things seem quite weird though when they find a room is set up for the crew to party. No one else from the class showed up though. They do find their old lockers have been moved into the room and inside, items of theirs that have gone missing. They also notice that Marty's locker is there as well. As they decide to just party the night out, it takes a dark turn when they start to be killed off. It then becomes a night of terror as they try to figure out what is happening and who is doing this? Is Marty back for revenge?

That's where I want to leave off my recap of this movie and I will say, this is a pretty fun slasher film if I'm going to be honest. It has an interesting concept that Marty was pranked on April Fools' Day. I didn't realize until reading trivia about this movie, it was all filmed in the United Kingdom, but pretending to be the United States. Over there, they stop celebrating at noon which explains a plot point here that I didn't know as we celebrate the holiday all day.

Much like other slasher films, it is a bit slow to start off. We get to see what happens to Marty which I felt horrible for him, to the point where I kind of side with him if he decided to get his revenge. I like though that Skip claims that he's been in a hospital, raving about getting his revenge since it happened. It makes me wonder if Marty is back or is it someone else doing this. We get a reveal at the end that at first I was like okay, but they try to do a twist with it. That I wasn't the biggest fan of as it really just kind of cheapens the movie if I'm going to be honest. It feels like a troupe that was used in something like Nightmare City.

Something that I did like was the back-story, to an extent, of our characters. Carol, who is the lovely Caroline Munro, went on to be an actress. I do like that her agent wants her to be in a horror movie and she rejects it. The reason I find that funny, she is in a horror movie, but did a bunch of them throughout her career. There is an interesting little meta aspect here. None of the characters have amounted to much aside from her and Carl, who is in law school. It really seems like they were cool then, but that was their peak.

This movie though is really back-loaded with the action. It is interesting that a group chat I'm in, someone brought up how slashers aren't that different from slow-burns. We get the initial event, but then really nothing until around the one hour mark. From there it is action packed until it ends. It is also kind of difficult to differentiate who the different characters are as well which is a bit problematic for me when it comes to slashers. They don't do the greatest at making them distinct in my eyes. It really makes it hard when you want to write something like this as they're going off the idea that in slashers, we want to see the kills. The greatest job isn't done in fleshing out and making us connect with the characters, except for me where I'm rooting for the killer if he is Marty.

That's not to say I hated the acting. Even though she was a bit old to be playing a high school student or even the age of the character, I can let it slide with Munro. This is a problem across the board is that everyone looks the same age during the high school scenes to the 'present day'. Anyways, Scuddamore does well at playing his role of the nerd and what we see later in the movie. Iannaccone is solid as well as that jerk character who is just bullying Marty to do it. It might be interesting to flesh him out as maybe give him a reason. I understand why we don't, as to not connect with him or the rest of the characters. They're all fine in their own way, but it is just hard to differentiate. I really didn't have any issues with the acting in general.

That will take me to the best part of the movie, the effects. I think they really did a solid job at putting the time and effort into what was used. They were practical and it feels like they built the movie around what they knew they could do. There's an acid bath scene that was solid, but doesn't make sense as to the set up. An electrocution scene which is really good and it is funny in its build up as well as some stabbings to name a few. I was surprised how well they looked to be honest. Aside from that, the cinematography was solid as well.

The last thing to go over would be the soundtrack. I was shocked to see Harry Manfredini's name. As the movie was going on, I realized that so many of the songs are taken straight from Friday the 13th and that includes musical cues. He did seem to do an original song as the theme here. I like what was used in the movie, but I can't give too much credit since it was just rehashed from the other movie.

Now with that said, this isn't a great slasher film, but I did have fun with it. I like incorporating a holiday into this with April Fools' Day and that would have been the title if not for April Fool's Day getting the rights to the name first. This has a bit of unrealistic concept, but I can let that slide. It doesn't do the greatest job in fleshing out the characters. The acting though was fine. The real bright spot would be the effects though. I did like they had Manfredini, but I'm bummed he really just reused music from a past movie here. I don't think this will appear as one of my tops in the genre, but still a lesser known one that doesn't get talked about a lot in my opinion. My rating here would be just over average.