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Had all the boxes checked: cheesy dialogue, campy feel, bad acting, silly villain(s), gratuitous boob shot. It was just an entertaining 80 minutes. Please don't expect more out of that and I don't think you will.

A group of teens(among them lovely Barbara Crampton from "Re-Animator" and "From Beyond")are terrorized in a shopping mall by a bunch of killer security robots."Chopping Mall" is a highly energetic horror film that is perfect for younger horror fans.The film is well-made,delightfully cheesy and it offers some memorable set-pieces(check out a head explosion scene!).The characters are likeable and there are some great one liners.Highly recommended.Director Jim Wynorski made also "Sorority House Massacre 2","976 Evil 2:The Astral Factor" and "Hard to Die".

A treasure trove of teen movie clichés and outlandish murders, Chopping Mall is - and I'm as surprised as anyone - a lot of fun! It's well-paced, the action's good and these are likable characters. Not only that, but the Kill Bots themselves are kinda cool. You can tell pretty quickly which of the teens will step in at the last minute and be the hero, yet I was engaged throughout.

Part of the appeal is the setting; They used an actual location during production (the go-to Sherman Oaks Galleria in this case), so the mall culture is legitimate. It's a snapshot as well as the wish-fulfillment of having free rein in a mall after-hours. That can't be just me, right?

The premise is absurd and characteristically naughty, and that's all part of the charm.

A group of teens wanting to spend the night at a shopping plaza get more when they bargained for in Chopping Mall, a very entertaining mid-80's cheese fest.

In order to eliminate criminals from stealing from their stores, a massive shopping mall named Park Plaza decides to create robots designed to detain anyone in it's path after hours who shouldn't be there. The robots have darts put inside of them made to shoot out and knock out criminals. One night during a thunderstorm, a bolt of lightning seem to turn the robots into killing machines with a mind of their own. A group of young people who work at Park Plaza decide to spend the night in the mall after hours for a little fun. Little do they know, the group of killer robots are roaming the dark corridors of the shopping centre ready to slaughter all of them for being there when they shouldn't be...

Chopping Mall was a very enjoyable horror flick for me. I loved the filming location of the mall and how 80's everything was, from the fashion to the mall decor. I was taken back to 1986 and was living for it. The theme of people staying after hours in the dark/desolate mall is a great horror sub-genre for me, done well by films such as Dawn of the Dead and The Initiation to name a few. Chopping Mall brought that fun atmosphere of exploring an empty mall with seemingly no one around to stop you from doing whatever you want.

The characters weren't really fleshed out or given any riveting backstories. Outside of maybe 2 or 3 of them, they were simply there to add to the body count. Kelli Maroney who I had never seen before was strong in the lead role. We got Russell Todd of Friday the 13th Part 2 fame, and the always terrific Barbara Crampton from horror classics like Castle Freak and Re-Animator. The special effects were up and down for me. In terms of gore and kills, I thought the movie did a great job in the blood department. But some of the robot laser effects were very dated and didn't look great. It only added to the cheesiness of Chopping Mall which in some strange way worked for the film.

All in all, Chopping Mall is a comedy horror film that I highly recommend seeing. There is a deserted mall, a group of horny teenagers, and killer robots. What else could you ask for from a cheesy late 80's scary movie?

7/10.

I have watched the 1986 movie "Chopping Mall" once before, but must admit that I only vaguely remember it. And thus, as I had the opportunity to sit down and watch it again here in 2024, of course I did so, with no persuasion needed.

The storyline in "Chopping Mall" is unique, to say the least. Writers Jim Wynorski and Steve Mitchell, with the former writer also directing the movie, put together a rather distinctive and unique script, which included elements of many different types of movies, such as teen romance, teen comedy, sci-fi and horror. The end result is a little bit over the place, but that is sort of the charm of the movie that is "Chopping Mall".

There are some familiar faces on the cast list, with the likes of Barbara Crampton, Mary Woronov, Dick Miller, Angus Scrimm, Rodney Eastman and Gerrit Graham. It should be noted that the acting performances in "Chopping Mall" are good, especially if you enjoy the cheese of the 1980s.

The music in the movie is wonderful, especially if you enjoy the unique 1980s sound of synthesizers.

"Chopping Mall" actually has pretty good effects. The robotics were, and are still, actually not too shabby, whereas the laser effects are a bit dubious. But it all worked well in favor of the movie, adding a good layer of 1980s cheese to the entire package.

Keep in mind that before Robocop and ED-209 there were the Park Plaza Protectors 1, 2 and 3 in "Chopping Mall".

It is a campy movie, no doubt about it. And yeah, there is some guilty pleasure in viewing it, given the level of cheese the movie has to it.

My rating of director Jim Wynorski's 1986 movie "Chopping Mall" lands on a five out of ten stars.