Lucky Stiff

Portly nice guy falls for a luscious blonde; she likes him, too...in a way. Little-seen black comedy from writer Pat Proft features very good performances by Joe Alaskey and Donna Dixon, yet it makes no lasting impact. It's just a pop-crack quickie helmed by Norman Bates himself, Anthony Perkins. Even on the level of B-comedies, the somewhat-similar "Eating Raoul" is a better bet. There's definitely an amusing set-up here; unfortunately, the picture has nowhere to go in its second act. An interesting try, but it misfires. *1/2 from ****

LUCKY STIFF is probably one of the most unworkable comedies I can remember watching. The story is about an all-American nuclear family who just so happen to be cannibals. Hungry for their next feast, they send out their attractive daughter to hunt for suitable villains, and she soon discovers one in the form of the obese and loathsome Ron Douglas.

For most of the running time, LUCKY STIFF plays out as a ridiculous romantic comedy with all manner of lame situations and bizarre interludes. The aim is to deliver something quirky and humorous, but the effect is excruciating; I can't imagine anyone would have found this funny at the time, let alone now. Joe Alaskey's hammy turn as the lead is embarrassing and at no point do any of the cast members try any form of restraint.

Yes, there's a little macabre humour here and there, and some action at the climax, but for the most part LUCKY STIFF is as dull as it is unfunny. Believe it or not, PSYCHO star Anthony Perkins directed this, which was my main reason for watching; sadly he has about as much interest in the material as the viewer does. Watch out for THE WALKING DEAD actor Jeff Kober (he played the lead Claimer in the hit zombie show) in an early role.

So let me start off by saying that I saw this movie as part of a bargain. I was really bored one fine 1997 day and so I biked over to the movie rental store. I asked the clerk what the worst movie he had in stock was. Without hesitation he walked me over to "Lucky Stiff." He told me that he'd waive the $1 rental fee (he said it would be wrong to charge more) if I promised to watch the whole movie. So watch it I did, for free...

This movie is terrible. God-Awful even. I don't need to go into plot details, read the other reviews. The jokes make no sense. The acting was terrible. I know it was supposed to be a comedy, but the stupidity of the main character was exhausting. You might try to watch it as something to laugh at, but it's so bad that it isn't even funny in that way. Avoid!

A strange mix of traditional-80s, smartassy, Chevy Chase-type, "every-ten-lines-you-get-a-funny-one" farce and sickie black comedy. Mildly amusing in spots, but utterly tasteless. There is a skiing sequence that includes the fakest-looking back-projections since "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". (**)

Lucky Stiff is a nonsensically cheesy dark 80's comedy, with a beautiful young woman acting as the honeytrap for a family of incestual cannibals.

And she attempts to groom an unlucky-in-love loser to be the guest of honour at their Christmas dinner feast.

Desperate- and thinking he has hit the jackpot- he goes along with the ruse...until he meets her family...which s when things start getting especially weird.

Little does he suspect that he's the one on the menu.

While the family prepares for the upcoming festivities...he takes the oppourtunity to enjoy the company of the only other non-family member that they've allowed in their inner circle- the wife of the young woman's brother.

Together, they unwittingly start to clue in on the family's dark secret...and plan to escape...if it's not already too late.

If you can manage to tolerate the nonsensically cheesy 80's humour (like you'd find in the worst of today's popular comedies)...then you will probably enjoy this.

The main antagoness (Donna Dixon) is an actual Goddess...which leads to some confusion...

Because, the other woman (Barbara Howard...also a total babe) is on the poster- in a sexually provocative way- when her role is not in any way shape or form like that...whereas Donna Dixon's character, Cynthia, would be more fitting of being positioned in such imagery, you'd think.

Just a weird observation.

Anyways, that sort of comedy isn't really my type of comedy...but it's decent for what it is.

And that shootout at the end is a hick of a good time!

4.5 out of 10.