- Eric Simmons: Here. Take over.
- Sandy Ralston: Why?
- Eric Simmons: I need both hands.
- Sandy Ralston: Now, he's romantic.
- Eric Simmons: What do you mean?
- [pulling down Sandy's bikini bottom]
- Eric Simmons: I saw you staring at Donna's ass.
- Eric Simmons: Hey, it was your ass I was staring at.
- Sandy Ralston: Uh huh.
- Eric Simmons: Are you kidding? It's one of the seven wonders of the world.
- Sandy Ralston: Really?
- Eric Simmons: Really.
- [Eric's hands are on Sandy's behind]
- Sandy Ralston: Eric!
- Eric Simmons: Both hands on the wheel.
- Eric Simmons: Eric, somebody might come up.
- Eric Simmons: So what? I wasn't my fault. I couldn't resist.
- Sandy Ralston: [giggling] What are you doing? What do you have in mind?
- Nick Simmons: You just blew it Donna! This was your last chance at this bed; an historic occasion.
- Donna Blake: Yeah right, Nick. Everything with you is an historic occasion.
- Nick Simmons: Well, maybe you'd have come. That would have been an historic occasion.
- Tom Rice: [before raping Ida] You're going to feel something now, old maid. You're going to know what you've been missing.
- Tom Rice: You doddamn stuck-up bitch. You think you're too good for me. "Don't touch, keep away." The virgin goddamn princess!
- [slaps Ida]