- Susan Frankenstein: [with her back to Victor, who's sneaking appliances out of the kitchen] Find what you wanted?
- Victor Frankenstein: Yep.
- Susan Frankenstein: Hope it wasn't cake.
- Victor Frankenstein: Nope.
- Victor Frankenstein: [after resurrecting his dog] It's only Sparky.
- Ben Frankenstein: What do you mean it's only Sparky?
- Mrs. Curtis: [trying to resurrect Sparky by hooking him up to jumper cables to their cars, nothing happens] Give it more juice!
- Mr. Chambers: Keep your dog out of my yard.
- Ben Frankenstein: You know Sparky was hit by a car, we don't have a dog anymore.
- Mr. Chambers: Well I don't care if you got a new dog, keep him out of here.
- Ben Frankenstein: We don't have a new dog!
- Susan Frankenstein: Did you ever figure out what this thing is supposed to be?
- Ben Frankenstein: I think it's either a piece of fine art or a paperweight.
- Susan Frankenstein: I don't even remember who gave it to us.
- Ben Frankenstein: My sister gave it to us.
- Susan Frankenstein: Oh. Well, then it must be a paperweight.