- Dr. Paul Batton: Now listen Fritz, this is no longer Casper, it's a demon. The Devil is alive, he will NEVER tell the truth. Whatever you do, dont fall for it.
- Fritz: Dont worry Paul, I wont.
- Frederic Lansing: Fritz, your shoes are untied!
- [Fritz looks down]
- Fritz: Dont listen to him Fritz.
- Fritz: I wont.
- Frederic Lansing: Fritz, your zippers down.
- [Fritz looks down]
- Dr. Paul Batton: Dont listen to him Fritz.
- Fritz: I wont.
- Frederic Lansing: FRITZ... YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN!
- Fritz: Oh no you dont, I'm not gonna fall for it this time. Dont worry Paul, I wont listen to him.
- Dr. Paul Batton: Pull your pants up Fritz.
- Librarian: The library is closed. All white people must leave.
- [In a lifeboat]
- Dr. Paul Batton: Now what do we do?
- Fritz: We can always dive for the Andrea Doria. I know it's around here somewhere.
- [Dr. Paul Baton, Fritz, and Kate all run to the sheriff's office.]
- Dr. Paul Batton: We've got trouble!
- Fritz: Right here in River City!
- All: With a capital T and that rhymes with G and that stands for GHOUL!
- Kate: We've got Captain Howdy!
- Dr. Paul Batton: Right here in Hellview City!
- Fritz: With a capital C and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zom... bie.
- Dr. Paul Batton: Your father is the sheriff?
- Kate: Yes.
- Dr. Paul Batton: [voice over] Well, kiss off getting laid.