Deadly Lessons

Is there anything more pointless than an old made-for-TV slasher movie like Deadly Lessons? Strict broadcasting restrictions meant that gore, gratuitous sex and nudity were a no-no (there's not even any side-boob!), resulting in a frustratingly tepid thriller. So why did I bother checking this one out? Because it stars Bill & Ted cutie Diane Franklin in the lead role, with supporting turns from Donna Reed (From Here to Eternity, It's a Wonderful Life), Nancy Cartwright (The voice of Bart Simpson), Ally Sheedy (The Breakfast Club), Bill Paxton (Aliens, Weird Science) and... um... Larry Wilcox from C. H.i. P.s. It's this interesting cast that makes the film just about bearable.

The adorable Franklin plays student Stefanie Aggiston, who has won a scholarship to spend the summer at Starkwater Hall, an exclusive private school for girls run by strict head mistress Miss Wade (Reed). Unfortunately for Stefanie, her time at Starkwater coincides with a series of murders, the killer picking off the privileged students one-by-one. Investigating the murders is big-city cop Det. Russ Kemper (Wilcox).

In addition to the lack of gore and nekkidness, Deadly Lessons is totally devoid of scares and suspense, but Franklin is so appealing in the lead that the film is hard not to enjoy to some extent. It's also fun to see pre-fame Sheedy and Cartwright as fellow students, and Paxton before he got his big break in Aliens, as stable hand Eddie Fox, Stefanie's romantic interest. Wilcox, on the other hand, is rather bland, at least until the final scene when he gets to overact.

It's great to see at least a few posts on this good little t.v. slasher. I still pull out my old VHS of the NBC premiere just to see what television was like especially considering the current, sad state of the tube now where commercial blurbs are at the bottom, top and sides of squashed, mashed and castrated film & program credits and huge bylines slapped across the screen to remind you of what you are watching! Well, I can't really add to what's been said about this film except that it got some great play time on TBS in the late '80s and in an interview shortly before she died, Donna Reed lambasted the film as 'very cheap and on the sleazy side'! Nothing of the sort, I actually double featured this with Wes Craven's Scream for a couple of friends of mine and they really got into it. When will tele-flicks like this get their due?

I thought this movie was pretty good. It's like a 'Scream' movie without the gore and a large variety of suspects. Donna Reed adds a classy touch to the proceedings and Ally Sheedy is shown just before she hit stardom with 'WarGames'. Hopefully this film will be shown on TV soon.

In the early 1980s, making a teen slasher movie solely intended for distribution via cable television was either a very courageous undertaking or a very ignorant one. If you ask me, it was a very ignorant one because 80s slashers could only distinguish themselves from the massive competition in two areas, namely the depiction of nasty gore (various & ingenious methods for killing dumb teenagers) and explicit sleaze (beauties showering or having premarital sex moments before getting killed). Being a TV-movie, "Deadly Lessons" couldn't feature any of these two sub-genre trademarks and the consequences are irreversible now. Today, practically all contemporary slasher movies have received fancy DVD-releases and often enjoy massive cult reputations even though many of them downright suck, whereas "Deadly Lessons" is entirely forgotten and obscure. Numerous TV thrillers and horror movies from the 70s decade are still around and popular, however, but that's because they often benefited from an exceptionally great screenplay or a uniquely suspenseful atmosphere. Apart from being blood-free and sleaze-free, "Deadly Lessons" also has the bad luck of being very mundane, dullish and unremarkable from all possible viewpoints. The setting, pacing, story and denouement are standard slasher material. It's not worse, but certainly not any better than the rest of the 80s slashers, but at least all the others showcased gruesome murders and gratuitous nudity. In an exclusive all-girls boarding school, one of the students is found drowned in a lake. It looks like an unfortunate accident, but police detective Kemper immediately suspects that she was murdered. He's quickly proven right, as more girls are turning up dead while fear and hysteria are taking over the daily life at school. Prime suspects include the handsome but bizarre stable boy, the obligatory old & creepy janitor, the eccentric French teacher and maybe even the sophisticated but uptight school principal Mrs. Wade. The climax is implausible and far-fetched, but I'm not deducting any points for that since it was also a typical slasher trademark in the eighties. If you have too much free time on your hands, "Deadly Lessons" might still be worth seeking out in case you like horror curiosities, or to see a few stars in their earliest roles, like Bill Paxton, Ally Sheedy and Nancy Cartwright (yes, she who does Bart Simpson's voice)

When girls at Starkwater Hall Boarding School start turning up dead, a group of friends are determined to find out who's doing it. But will they before it's too late? It's a pretty good movie but slasher fans will be disappointed from the lack of blood. There's none, but there is an okay suspense scene at the end.